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Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by roger G. rapid 2007-10-22 02:43:41

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good $TimeOfDay, dear UFies! How are you?

Seems I've got a chance to do a temporary fill-in today :)

*fires up stoves and starts kettles for... (reads list)* "BAS, and GAP, and TAD, and HotChoc, and--" Oh! *wonders how the barkeep de chef is doing that every day without being a millibrachii (a 10³-arm, as opposed to a millipede)*

*offers warm fuzzies to all who want or need them*
*props up sign in front the AutoHugDispenser(TM): "malfunction - will remain inactive to prevent denting of customers"*
*points to the hired wookie instead who will be happy to deliver bear hugs to no end*

*rustles* Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                     Hufvudstadsbladet            Spiegel International 
Algemeen Dagblad                Hurriyet                     der Standard 
Anchorage Daily News            La Côte                      Star Tribune 
Aftenposten                     The Local                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung 
Avisa Nordland                  Los Angeles Times            Sun-Sentinel 
BBC                             Le matin                     The Sydney Morning Herald 
Berliner Zeitung                L'impartial                  Tages-Anzeiger 
Blick                           Milliyet                     De Telegraaf
China Daily                     Morgunbladid                 The Telegraph 
CNet Tech News                  The Moscow Times             The Times 
Cumhuriyet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung         The Toronto Star 
Dagbladet                       The New York Times           The Toronto Sun 
Financial Times Deutschland     The New Zealand Herald       Times-Picayune 
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung  Die Nordwest Zeitung         VG
Frankfurter Rundschau           NU                           Volkskrant 
Goteburg Post                   politiken.dk                 Wall Street Journal  
The Guardian                    Pravda (English)             Washington Post 
Hallands Nyheter                Radio Nederland Wereldomroep  
Helsingin Sanomat

[ Reply ]
  Since it's almost noon here, what's for lunch? (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-22 02:51:53
    Welcome! Abracadabra... by roger G. rapid2007-10-22 03:02:40
      Apart from the sausages and venison the rest by cuboci2007-10-22 04:31:57
        *fills cuboci's plate* by roger G. rapid2007-10-22 04:46:10
          Veggies will be fine, thank you :-) (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-22 04:50:45
  good morning! by morenna2007-10-22 05:06:54
    Good morning! Hehe, I like that idea. by roger G. rapid2007-10-22 05:21:47
      Excellent! Good idea on the straws! (n/t) by morenna2007-10-22 07:09:48
  morining. It's my day off! *gets Hot Chocolate* (n (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-22 05:33:41
  Vendors beware by y2kdragon2007-10-22 06:00:17
    *offers BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-10-22 06:35:37
      More Vendor Joy by y2kdragon2007-10-22 06:51:51
        Erm...Good....Times? by Pyxidragon2007-10-22 06:57:45
          Family Circus by y2kdragon2007-10-22 07:04:59
  Gumornin', folks. by sgrunt2007-10-22 07:11:38
    Good luck! *sends spare neurons to sgrunt* (n/t) by morenna2007-10-22 07:22:46

 

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