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Tom Cruise builds bunker, fears alien invasion by parastra 2007-10-08 18:02:23
ID9K clicky to Sydney Morning Herald...

From the article:
Turns out that Tom is petrified of some alien guy called Xenu, who, according to the teachings of Scientology, is a bit of a b7 (or "intergalactic warlord" in Scientology speak)
[ Reply ]
  He's putting an helipad in an underground bunker? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-08 18:07:01
    Well, he is an OT7 (apparently). Genuis like that by parastra2007-10-08 18:13:58
    It's an 11m dollar luxury bunker. by hadji2007-10-08 19:21:42
      Or, you know, has a gate large enough.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-08 19:27:00
    It's probably safe by nix2007-10-08 19:47:07
      You think he'd put up Travolta too? (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-08 21:15:18
        Put up with Travolta? XD (n/t) by intrinsic2007-10-08 23:49:20
  Or: by CynicalRyan2007-10-08 18:09:37
    Or: by themadkansan2007-10-08 18:28:39
      Or: by hobbs2007-10-08 19:44:35
        mods? not sure if that qualifies as deep linking by Freakazoid2007-10-08 19:55:41
          May be. by hobbs2007-10-08 20:15:13
  He's right, y'know... by taitano2007-10-08 18:29:36
  Meanwhile, in reality by fitzso2007-10-08 19:32:04
  I'm surprised he wasn't talked out of it by by Peace_man2007-10-08 19:41:12
    It's actually *because* of Scientology he's by cuboci2007-10-08 19:49:01
      Don't call them lunatics. Gives Moonies a bad name by kahuana2007-10-08 21:00:48
      Oh, I know. But then, it's a religion :-) by Peace_man2007-10-08 21:02:15
        How do they excommunicate him? by kahuana2007-10-08 21:06:59
          launch them into space without a suit ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-08 21:07:46
            That'd be a $10M write down, no? by kahuana2007-10-08 21:11:21
          He trusted someone enough to start believing. by Peace_man2007-10-08 22:45:48

 

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