into the air as a distraction.
Moves all the pieces on the boards at random, then grabs the dice & spins the spinner.
Rolls the dice, gets a Tilde-with-an-Exponent, and moves his pieces *sideways* through the suddenly-appearing rip in the STC.
Lands on "Go to Jail", but plays his "Insanity = Neener Neener" card, and promptly awards himself by eating a taco.
Points his car the wrong way on the board, makes "CHI-CHI-CHSK-CHSK-CHSK!" noises, and replaces the car with a pewter "ATLAS" Mech figure instead.
Piles the "children" markers into the Mech's shoulder-mounted missile-launcher tubes with a giggle...)
UNO! =D |
