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(Sets out the picnic tables... by shadowsystems 2007-10-08 14:08:58
Carries in a large stack of old board games, & sets them out.
Realizes most have bits missing, & none can be played as they are.
Shrugs, mixes all the bits together, & creates one GIANT board game.
Sets out the Player pieces; sorts the money, cards, & tokens, and sets out some at each player's seat.
Sits down at the place with the little metal car from Monopoly, spins the LIFE spinner, rolls two dice, moves ahead a random number of spaces, draws a Chance card, a Monopoly property card, moves a counter token to another spot on the board, shuffles the deck & draws a card, and stands on one foot...)

Ok, I've got a pair of Queens, Illinois Avenue, two children, I'm heading for the Library to see if Prof. Plum did it, and I think I'll change the deck colour to BLUE.

Who's next? =)P

[ Reply ]
  Will alcohol be involved? (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-08 14:39:48
    Looks like it already is!!. ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-10-08 14:42:33
      UNO!!! by basher202007-10-08 14:48:09
        DOS!!! by Esteis2007-10-08 14:52:47
          MAAAAAAAAAMBO !!!! Uhhh!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-08 15:08:47
            *hace un Paso Doble* (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-08 15:10:36
              *y un saltito pa' eeeelante* (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-08 15:13:49
        The Butler did it by kreepykrawly2007-10-08 14:55:06
          Counters by moving 30 armies... by basher202007-10-08 14:56:58
            *pulls out a block* by Phoon2007-10-08 15:06:23
              *untaps his Ace of Bass* by Esteis2007-10-08 15:08:22
                You put that RIGHT back, Young Man! by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:21:21
                  *swivels his Brace of East, slowly by Esteis2007-10-08 15:36:30
                    *Trumps Ace of Bass with Ace of Spades* by hyzenthlay2007-10-08 15:41:10
                      *plays Lemmy Kilmister in defense mode* by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:47:19
                      Can we negotiate for a moment? by Esteis2007-10-08 15:49:40
                        I play two cards, face down... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:53:08
                          *places 'Jack Bauer' piece on Go* by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:56:47
                            (Picks up the fire hose...) by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:59:46
                              *pulls out Paparatzi, and equips it with Telephoto by hyzenthlay2007-10-08 16:02:26
                                (Counters with a "Mom with OCD" card... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:05:54
                                *rolls a %$ on a d144* by themadkansan2007-10-08 17:24:41
                              *untaps Lemmy Kilmister* by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:09:31
                                Hums the theme from "Badger Badger Badger" by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:24:23
                                *waves tie-dye flag* by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:28:04
                                (Replaces all the wooden "operation" by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:30:58
            Drops a large d20 on your armies... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:08:15
              Draws M;TG card by Silverfire2007-10-08 15:13:40
                (Smiles happily & hands Silverfire a large by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:18:35
                  Yummy!!!!!!!!! *Makes nom, nom, nom noises* by Silverfire2007-10-08 15:31:59
              Spins and flips over hourglass by basher202007-10-08 15:17:01
                (Falls over, LMMFAO) by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:20:00
                Left foot on green, get out of jail free by notdeadyet2007-10-08 15:36:04
                  If any of the UFie Goddess' are playing then by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:47:36
    Gin! by Phoon2007-10-08 15:05:35
      (Smiles, and exchanges a "Spikey Knees" card by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:09:08
        Eats the Kneepads of Allure. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-08 15:40:06
          *gets out rummy and highball glasses* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:41:24
  It's like Calvinball®, but with boardgames? (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-08 14:56:30
    DING! DING! DING! He gets it in one! =D by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:10:19
  B8. Atari. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-08 15:01:07
    You sunk my Hireling! by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:11:38
      HAhA Check Mate!!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-08 15:26:05
        With the revolver, four across, and a straight. (n (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:35:17
          Removes the madkansan's funny bone by lab rat2007-10-08 15:46:41
            "Jumps your rook" sounds SO dirty... =)P by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:48:28
              Oi! You! Mind out of gutter! by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:50:26
                (Shuffles his cards, then promptly FLINGS them by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:57:19
            *rolls 2d6* Snake-eyes. by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:48:56
              *Spins the spinner*-" Left foot blue by lab rat2007-10-08 15:58:47
                Casts Cthulhu on the board... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:01:34
                  *secretly changes shadowsystems' folgers by lab rat2007-10-08 16:04:51
                    mmMMMMMmmmmmm Pez... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:07:23
                      ...This oughta be a howl. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:22:10
                        (Waves a dismissive hand) by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:26:27
                          This in't normal LSD. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:30:54
                            (Another dismissive wave) Meh... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:31:50
                              Liar. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:33:44
                                I never said *I* was in my breakfast pants... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:36:55
                                I can has mindbleach? (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-08 16:37:38
                                Sure... Any particular flavour? =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:45:45
                                Doesn't matter, is desperate. (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-08 17:03:24
                                Lime, please. by themadkansan2007-10-08 17:05:16
  Good to see you bounced back. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:17:24
    Depression + Insanity = Me. =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:22:20
      Just so long as they offset each other. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-08 15:24:14
  d4 you guys by MadJo2007-10-08 15:27:31
    s/be/buy by MadJo2007-10-08 15:28:12
    (Hands you a pair of hotels, a new set of cards, by shadowsystems2007-10-08 15:50:31
      *spins the wheel* by MadJo2007-10-08 16:00:35
        (Jumps on you, pins you to the floor, & by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:03:41
          Cheez. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:11:49
            Fine, BE that way! by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:29:32
              Wait by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:32:54
                5...4...3...2...1... by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:35:54
                  So, it comes to this. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:39:25
                    Brains? Did someone mention brains? by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:47:08
                      *points over there* by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:58:49
          how did you know that I don't like cheese? :) by MadJo2007-10-08 16:38:22
            I mentally cause all the die to hover in mid-air by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:50:37
    Ooh, I didn't see the Operation board... by MrTrick2007-10-08 15:59:10
      Too late, it's already wired to the by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:04:12
  Na, we're not bored or anything. by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:35:09
    (Starts a conga line, dancing backwards, to by shadowsystems2007-10-08 16:51:55
      *plays Frankie Yankovic backwards* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-08 16:53:02
        *Doesn't notice a difference* by basher202007-10-08 17:00:30
  while looking at the bored with one eye by Nightwind2007-10-08 17:53:13

 

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