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You have entered a bank at lunchtime. by SnArL2007-10-08 13:22:06
  queue . . . is that the note that comes after fa? by hadji2007-10-08 13:44:37
    Trying to decimalize music, are we? (n/t) by Snate2007-10-08 13:45:54
      RED DWARF Series II Episode 1, "Kryten" by Snate 2007-10-08 13:54:36

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RIMMER: It's because you're bored, isn't it? That's why you're both annoying me.
HOLLY: I'm not bored. I've had a really busy morning. I've devised a system to totally revolutionize music.
LISTER: Get out of town!
HOLLY: Yeah, I've decimalized it. Instead of the octave, it's the decatave. And I've invented two new notes: H and J.
LISTER: Hang on a minute, you can't just invent new notes.
HOLLY: Well I have. Now it goes: (Singing) Do Re Mi Fa So La Wo Bo Ti Do. Do Ti Bo Wo La So Fa Mi Re Do.
RIMMER: What are you drivelling about?
HOLLY: Holrock. It'll be a whole new sound. All the instruments will be extra big to incorporate my two new notes. Triangles will have four sides. Piano keyboards the length of zebra crossings. Course, women will have to be banned from playing the cello.
LISTER: Holly, shut up.
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