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I broke a telemarketer :) well kinda.. by Garrinka2007-10-05 17:44:50
  I've told telemarketers that I didn't own a by shadowsystems2007-10-05 17:47:58
    I have too. Funny as all heck. (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-05 17:49:27
      Once my kid called 911 to have some one to play... by Garrinka2007-10-05 18:01:26
        I hate to say it, but I've done worse... =J by shadowsystems2007-10-05 18:42:18
          LOL started young eh ? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-05 19:26:47
            Yeah, but moving the phone didn't help... by shadowsystems 2007-10-05 19:46:08
Because a week later, I figured out how to yank the handset down, and threw my toys at the keypad until someone started talking to me...
I ended up talking to a Japanese Operator that time, and my mother moved the phone to the top of the frig where there was no way I could get to it.
I don't remember what my punishment was, but I think it involved me getting my own "PlaySkool" style toy phone that let me "talk" to various cartoon characters.
"This is your phone, this one is mommy & daddy's phone. If you want to talk on the phone, use yours, and stop using mommy & daddy's. When you use mommy & daddy's phone, it costs money. Lots, and lots of money..."

This seems about par for the course, because I was also deemed a "little Houdini" by my mother.
When she'd put me in my car seat, by the time she'd closed my door, walked around to the driver's door, & started to get inside, I would be out of the car seat, out of my CLOTHES, and sitting in the front seat trying to steer.
She'd point, say "Get back there, YOU!" and I'd crawl back into my clothes, back into the seat, and snuggle back under the seat straps (which were still fastened).
I distinctly remember my mother threatening to GLUE me into the sucker, for some ODD reason...

O- =D hehehehehehe
[ Reply ]
              ROFLMAO .. ohhh hon ;) by Garrinka2007-10-05 19:54:17
                s/weren't/aren't/ by Snate2007-10-05 20:08:23
                  Thank you, thank you... (bows, smiling) by shadowsystems2007-10-05 20:14:54
                    sweetie I know peeps *way* worse .. by Garrinka2007-10-05 20:23:12
                      (Gives Garrinka a shy KotC & runs away screaming.. by shadowsystems2007-10-05 20:40:21
                        awww hon ty *blushes* .... by Garrinka2007-10-05 20:50:15
                          (!GLOMPS! Garrinka and takes her to the floor... by shadowsystems2007-10-05 21:04:32
                            hey you "get over here" mortal kombat voice ;) by Garrinka2007-10-05 21:09:03
                              (Gives a tug and giggles as she run away minus her by shadowsystems2007-10-05 21:25:44
                                *snaps pictures with digital camera* by AlanTwo2007-10-05 21:28:25
                                Send copies to my email, please... =) by shadowsystems2007-10-05 21:34:38
                                oh really ;) by Garrinka2007-10-05 21:40:51
                                (Waits for it... waaaaiiits..... by shadowsystems2007-10-05 21:49:15

 

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