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I broke a telemarketer :) well kinda.. by Garrinka2007-10-05 17:44:50
  I break them during office hours. by Klaranth 2007-10-05 17:50:55
Much more fun :)

"Hi, I am so and so from company X. Are you the credit controller of .... "

"Yessss?"

"Well, do you know company X?"

"yes, I do."

"And we can HELP you. Help you getting money from your clients."

"okaaaay ...."

Then they start a list of questions, which I answer truthfully, and the smart ones find out real quickly, that I am not really the kind of person they wanna talk to.

"ehm, so you said you never needed a collecting agency?"

"No. I havent had to resort to using any of your kind for the past 20 years"


"Twen.... <gulp> 20 years? Ehm, yeah ..... ehm, I think you dont need us, indeed. "


"Indeed."


"ehm, good buy, ehm .... <click>"


[ Reply ]
    dragon coming through eh? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-05 17:53:32
      I am always very nice to them. by Klaranth2007-10-05 17:56:13
        didn't mean in temperment... ;) by Garrinka2007-10-05 17:57:55
          No way. Always polite. Always nice. by Klaranth2007-10-05 18:01:02
            honey i doubt there are too many men.. by Garrinka2007-10-05 18:03:26
              That's cause I am 6 foot 8 by Klaranth2007-10-05 18:11:33
                I *know* hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-05 18:12:22
          You always knew how to talk smaug (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-05 18:01:57

 

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