Today at the HS, my friend Sanjay, his little brother, and my friend Brad and I were all playing catch with a football in the back parking lot (empty) when an idiot in a new Jeep Cherokee comes roaring over the median and shoots past us. He spins around, causing much squeaking and smoking skids, and heads straight for Sanjay and me.
Sanjay dives to the left, but my Mission Impossible reflexes take over and guess what I do......
I jump up on the hood.
Now the guy is going at a good 20, so I run up the windshield, across the top, and step off the back, landing on my feet.
Sanjay said that it was the most amazing thing he'd ever seen. I ran at the same speed as the car, so I didn't move.
I got the jerk's plate, and he now has combat-boot shaped imprints from his fender to his trunk.
Just to add to the fun, as I was driving home, I saw his car broken down on the side of the road. |
