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Thank ghod for vicodin by SoylentGreen 2007-10-05 06:41:34
Woke up this past Monday with fever of 102 - assumed that I had a lightweight cold or flu, so I medicated myself with Tylenol and stayed away from the office.

I was feeling slightly better on Tuesday so I went into work, worked the whole day, still popping tylenol like candy.

Wednesday, I started noticing swelling, bloating, gassiness and PAIN! from my lower abdomen and right-side groin (where the lymph nodes are). I go to work, but am forced to go home at noon because I feel so lousy.

Yesterday, I stay at home, pop one of the standard-strength vicodin and call the doctor. He rearranges his schedule and sees me around 11 AM. I pop a vicodin just before I leave (around 10:30) He notices that the area on my groin that is VERY painful is also bright red. He diagnoses it as celulitis - an infection of the layer of tissue in between the muscle tissue and the muscles below. He prescribes two antibiotics and asks me to get a CT scan, which I do at the hospital at which he practices. I come home at about 4:30 (d4ed hospital was slow as molasses in Minnesota in January). When I get home, I pop another vicodin, wait for it to kick in, and then go get the scripts filled.

This morning, I wake to a similar level of pain and immediately hobble over to the other bathroom and pop a vicodin. I'll be staying home today too, hoping that these drugs kick in quickly.

I don't take vicodin often, but when I need to, it is a heavenly godsend.
[ Reply ]
  {{{SoylentGreen}}} hope the prescriptions cure by NDwight2007-10-05 06:47:04
    Thanks :-S (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-10-05 08:28:40
  Nasty! by Hieraco2007-10-05 06:54:05
    Hurts worst when I walk by SoylentGreen2007-10-05 08:27:47
  Sounds more like appendicitis than anything else. by crankshaft-jr2007-10-05 07:13:38
    Appendicitis doesn't cause reddening of the skin by SoylentGreen2007-10-05 08:21:38
  ln -s SoylentGreen GregoryHouse ?? by robertltux2007-10-05 09:42:12

 

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