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You are in a small room. by Illiad 2007-10-05 00:42:06
It is roughly eight feet square. There are no doors in the usual sense, but there is a dark hole that you can fit through in the tile floor. An odd smell comes from it.
A familiar brass lantern rests in one corner.

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Carry on...you know how.

[ Reply ]
  Kiss grue by Spisefisken2007-10-05 00:43:59
    The grue eats your face. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 00:47:12
  Take Lamp / Get Lamp by Hieraco2007-10-05 00:44:47
  take lantern by madjo2007-10-05 00:45:34
    *schmaz* you've been eaten by a grue by c3po2007-10-05 00:48:11
    You see nothing. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 00:48:28
  Examine Room (n/t) by NemoHac2007-10-05 00:48:57
    The room shakes. "Hey, stop doing that!" by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 04:18:18
  Take lamp, rub lamp, wait for Jeannie by ideur2007-10-05 01:05:40
    mist arises from the lamp by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 01:15:05
      "You get three wishes." by taitano2007-10-05 01:28:25
        The genie chokes to death on it's own laughter. by Havoc2007-10-05 06:04:29
          Digital Geekfinder finding Digital Geeks :-D by taitano2007-10-05 09:17:04
          Not if they're 64-bit-capable PCIe. by bwkaz2007-10-05 15:51:41
            It's the OS more than the hardware by Havoc2007-10-06 12:15:01
    Jeannie opens a hidden door, takes lamp, by taitano2007-10-05 01:15:12
  Describe smell (n/t) by challinor2007-10-05 01:10:20
    Phew! by AlanTwo2007-10-05 01:20:50
      It's a bog of eternal stench (n/t) by Nightwind2007-10-05 06:57:29
  check inventory (n/t) by pas512007-10-05 01:11:41
    You don't have anything. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 01:21:16
      Put lamp in inventory. Use lamp. Enter hole. by taitano2007-10-05 01:31:40
        *splash* You land in a puddle. by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 01:57:41
          You see a light. You're in a tunnel with locked by taitano2007-10-05 02:01:38
            > Pick lock by AlanTwo2007-10-05 02:08:56
              I don't have anything to pick the lock with. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 02:09:45
                Lamp breaks. Pick lock with the wire from by taitano2007-10-05 02:12:00
                  The door creaks open. by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 03:15:52
  ignore... by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 01:13:06
    Investigate body with pocket forensics kit by taitano2007-10-05 01:17:08
      I don't know how to do that. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 01:20:32
        Ummm, well... Just take a bite and move on (n/t) by taitano2007-10-05 01:30:09
          apply pocket knife to body by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 01:54:12
            GETOUT!!! IT'S A GRUE IN DISGUISE!!! oh, wait by taitano2007-10-05 01:59:33
              Excuse for the inconvenience. by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 03:24:39
    Search for gold by taitano2007-10-05 01:40:38
  get lantern. get no tea. smell hole. by RoraJoey2007-10-05 01:34:00
    You have a brass lantern. The hole smells... by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 02:03:33
      Something in the hole stirrs in respnse. by taitano2007-10-05 02:07:14
        Hold lantern over hole. Peek in. by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 03:56:44
  Take lantern. Rub lantern. (N/T) by poodlefluids2007-10-05 01:38:42
    The lantern likes it... by vectorz2007-10-05 02:44:39
      Use lantern on grue. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 04:49:50
      Oh my. :) (N/T) by poodlefluids2007-10-05 10:43:49
  make coffee (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-05 01:42:15
    It tastes of kerosene. You make a face. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-05 03:18:46
      Make better tasting coffee (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-05 03:59:17
        I don't have the ingredients to do that. by AlanTwo2007-10-05 04:38:38
          use barista powers to make tasty coffee (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-05 05:23:00
            Well why didn't you say! Using two crates and by Esteis2007-10-05 09:59:58
  Rolls into mantel. goes to sleep ... by klar_at_work2007-10-05 01:50:44
  Light lantern by TheGM2007-10-05 01:51:45
    You have a burning lantern. by roger G. rapid2007-10-05 02:06:57
  > Look around by vectorz2007-10-05 02:46:38
  eat grue by y2kdragon2007-10-05 04:00:59
    Yecch! by AlanTwo2007-10-05 04:37:55
      > eat tums by y2kdragon2007-10-05 05:01:17
  *Pulls up Xploit modus* by EnzoMatrix2007-10-05 05:00:14
  Something like.... by Nightwind2007-10-05 05:15:31
  Remove tiles. Put tiles over hole. Lay down. Nap! (n/t) by Danu2007-10-05 09:07:56

 

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