30, 50, 175, 2M, what-ever is the theoretical limit to the property you're living in...
You can NEVER have too many cats! =D
Big ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, fuzzy ones, hairy ones, bald ones, patterns of every colour, shade, & hue!
Ones that like to be held, ones that'll kill you if you try, ones that love to be petted behind the ears, and ones that'll gnaw off your face if you dare step into the same room!
Litter-box trained ones, ones that'll void every orifice into your sock drawer just because they can!
Ones that'll sleep at the foot of the bed, ones that demand that YOU sleep there instead!
Ones that'll curl up sweetly into your lap & use you as a pillow, or ones that'll claw you into pillow stuffing.
Ones that'll lay nearly comatose on the window sill soaking up the sun, and ones that'll blur into the Gama range at a moment's notice as they race around the house.
CATS! Lots and LOTS of cats!
As many as you can afford!
And don't forget to NOT have ANY of them "fixed", so they can breed and breed and breed and BREED some more!
And then get a dog!
Cats LOVE to play with large, ferocious, devil-bred canines with huge slavvering fangs & a maw that can open wide enough to swallow a horse whole...
Oh, and cats LOVE it when you spray them with water, so be sure to rig the yards with high pressure, automatic, motion-sensing sprinklers that blast them without warning!
And bird houses! Put up LOTS of bird houses, full of bird seed, so the cats have lovely little winged friends to play & smack around!
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(Waits to see if they take the bait...)
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