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COlonel Sanders would pay me MILLIONS! =)P by shadowsystems 2007-08-13 20:19:44
I was just brainstorming creatures for my son to battle against in various D&D campaigns, & thought of the following critter:

A centichicken.

100 legs, 100 wings, 100 sets of breasts, flightless, fast as heck, & excretes it's own BBQ sauce as a faulty defense mechanism!

OH so tasty! =)P hehehhehe
[ Reply ]
  Sounds like a CR11 creature... by ooys2007-08-13 20:48:47
    You'll be waiting a looOOOOong time, then. by shadowsystems2007-08-13 21:07:07
      Come to think of it... by ooys2007-08-13 21:12:46
        Just go to the toy store & buy a set by shadowsystems2007-08-13 21:39:29
          Or get a 4cm solid steel D20 by Arachnid2007-08-13 21:43:43
            Nope. =( by shadowsystems2007-08-13 22:06:18
            I have one about that size..Crystal Caste by rorajoey2007-08-13 22:57:44
    They say that about Go... by Phoon2007-08-13 21:51:19

 

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