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I have several large apple trees in my backyard. by dodrian2007-08-13 03:28:19
  I know the PERFECT way to keep them! =) by shadowsystems2007-08-13 03:52:00
    You forgot Applejack. by retiqlum2 2007-08-13 07:52:38
It's the poor mans version of moonshine.

Just squeeze all the juice into a barrel, let it turn to cider and then freeze the barrel. When it's frozen solid drill a hole up through the bottom of the barrel to the middle of the juice. Hang the barrel over a pail to collect what drips out.

It's almost pure alcohol, with a hint of apple flavor. It will knock your socks off.

Just don't go drinking applejack if you need to go to work sometime in the next three days.
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