The Daily Static
  The Daily Static
UF Archives
Register
UF Membership
Ad Free Site
Postcards
Community

Geekfinder
UFie Gear
Advertise on UF

Forum Rules
& FAQ


Username

Password


Create a New Account

 
 

Back to UserFriendly Strip Comments Index

That guy must have been a bully as a child by Rogue19712007-08-08 07:36:46
  Collection? Yeah, pretty much. by Arman X 2007-08-08 07:54:44
Every single person in the collection business, be it full time or just when someone doesn't pay rent, is going to act like a jerk when they call. Ever get one of those "You're a day late paying X bill" letters? Same thing. They don't say, "Hey, you've paid every bill on time, you've never had a bounced check, maybe you just forgot to pay this one, so we're sending you a reminder." No, they always say, "YOU ARE LATE!! If you are just ONE DAY LATER than THIS, we're going to TURN EVERYTHING OFF, SHOOT YOUR DOG, BEAT YOUR GRANDMA, and probably SUE YOU FOR MILLIONS!!"

The idea is, if you're scared, you're going to mess up. You'll write a check to them, instead of someone else. The best way to take care of annoying bill collectors? Be happy. Laugh. They hate that. "Oh, did I give you the wrong number? Haha! I must have switched them, I'll bet my son is going to be surprised, he thought he was only getting $10 for his birthday! Hahaha. Don't worry about it. Talk to ya later." CLICK.
[ Reply ]
    The thing is his partner had a totaly different by Rogue19712007-08-08 07:59:17
      Who said collection was bright? :-P by Arman X2007-08-08 08:20:49
        HEY ! by klar_at_work2007-08-08 09:01:25
          *Wonders what took Klar so long* (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-08 09:45:39
            Work :P (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-08 10:14:15

 

[Todays Cartoon Discussion] [News Index]

Come get yer ARS (Account Registration System) Source Code here!
All images, characters, content and text are copyrighted and trademarks of J.D. Frazer except where other ownership applies. Don't do bad things, we have lawyers.
UserFriendly.Org and its operators are not liable for comments or content posted by its visitors, and will cheerfully assist the lawful authorities in hunting down script-kiddies, spammers and other net scum. And if you're really bad, we'll call your mom. (We're not kidding, we've done it before.)