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Unnecessary Stand-in Question Of The Day by NemoHac2007-08-08 00:16:18
  Okay that does it by robertltux 2007-08-08 05:57:17
One day a frog decides to expand his lily pad so he goes to the bank to get financing. He hops in and find the desk of Patrica Black and begins the process he explains the situtation and
she then asks: "do you have collateral"
the frog replies: Whats that
She :well with your credit we needs something of value to secure your loan
Frog : well all i have is this [he then pulls out a stone pair of lips with the tongue hanging out] I got this from my Father Mick Jager
She : Whats That and why do you think its worth enough
The Bank Manager walks by and says:
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ITS A KNIK KNACK PATTY BLACK GIVE THE FROG A LOAN HIS OLD MANS A ROLLING STONE
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