canopy of the chemist's while it's pouring rain, smoking their cig's.
The first Little Old Lady turns to the second & asks her why she's got a condom over hers, to which is replied "It keeps it from getting wet & going out."
The first L.O.L. decides this is brilliant, & goes inside the Chemists to buy a condom.
She's wandering up & down the appropriate section, scratching her head, unable to decide when the Chemist asks her if he can help.
She turns & says "I want to buy a condom."
He is as professional as he can be & asks her if there is anything special about the kind she desires, such as one with ribbing, lubrication, or spermacide?
She shakes her head "I don't care about none o' that, it's only gotta fit on my Camel."
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