A manager asks, "How soon will it work?"
A hardware engineer asks, "How do I make it work?"
A software engineer asks, "How do I interface with it?"
A marketing exec asks, "How do I sell it?"
A technician asks, "How do I fix it?"
A researcher asks, "How can we improve it?"
A consumer asks, "How do I work it?"
A geek asks, "How fast is it?"
A Linux mailing list user asks, "Can we support it?"
A Linux forum user asks, "Why isn't it supported already?"
A Linux developer asks, "Is there any chance of getting the datasheets?"
A spendthrift asks, "Do we really need it?"
A hippie asks, "How does it hurt the environment, man?"
A terrorist asks, "How do I make it explode?"
A soldier asks, "How can we stop it from exploding?"
The president asks, "How can we keep it out of the hands of terrorists?"
A parents asks, "Is it safe?"
A child asks, "Can I have it, can I have it, pleeeease?"
A college student asks, "You haven't got one yet?"
And an art major asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
Replace art with history, music, etc, etc. Found this in a joke book somewhere some years ago, can't remember all of it but it was about 5 pages long. |
