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Speaking of jokes:	by RetiQlum2	2007-08-08 01:40:21
Little Johnny was sent home from school with one assignment: Tell a story with a moral to it. First Mary got up to speak. "Well, one day dad was taking the eggs to market and he ha to brake the pickuo truck too fast and all the eggs broke. So the moral of that story is don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Then Eddie stood up: " We were looking at the incubator and we had 27 eggs, but only 25 of them hatched. So the moral of that story is don't count your chickens before they hatch." Then the teacher came to little Johnny. "Well, my dad told me about my Uncle Bob who was a figher pilot in Vietnam. He got shot down and had to eject from his airplane with nothing but an M16 a bottle of bourbon and a machete. He drank the bottle of bourbon on the way down so it wouldn't break. He landed in a nest of 100 Vietcong. He killed fifty soldiers and ran out of bullets. He killed another 40 with his machete and then the blade broke. He killed the last ten with his bare hands." The teacher was overwhelmed. "That's a horrible story! What can possible be the moral to that!" "Well, my dad said it was: DON'T F4 with your uncle Bob when he's been drinking!"
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Two "Little Old Ladies" are standing under the	by shadowsystems	2007-08-08 04:30:38

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