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Unnecessary Stand-in Question Of The Day by NemoHac2007-08-08 00:16:18
  Knock Knock... by shadowsystems 2007-08-08 00:46:19
(Who's there?)

Banana

(Banana Who?)

[Repeat that cycle for about, ohhhh... say... an HOUR]

Knock Knock...

(WHO... IS... THERE... and I swear to GOD, if you say Banana ONE MORE TIME, I will KILL YOU!)

Orange

[Confused jaw drop, eyes go ?O.o? kinda poink]
(Orange who?)

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[Primal scream, lots of psychotic giggling, & the sounds of carnage best left to your imagination & years of therapy there-after.]

THAT'S the worst joke *I* can think off of the top of my head...

(Well, other than President Bush, but that goes without saying.)

=)P

[ Reply ]
    If have never understood "knock knock" jokes by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:49:15
      Knock Knock by Cokish2007-08-08 00:56:29
        I still don't get the funny part of them by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:58:31
          they are (mostly) word jokes by Cokish2007-08-08 01:02:47
            Ooooh, nice bad joke .... :) by klar_at_work2007-08-08 01:17:24
              I am from Denmark by Spisefisken2007-08-08 01:53:12
                You jsut spoiled a bad joke ... :( by klar_at_work2007-08-08 02:24:13
                  Just reply with: "Something is rotten..." by Cokish2007-08-08 02:26:28
                    Sure it aint Limburger? :) by klar_at_work2007-08-08 04:22:36
                      What a cheese-y thread! (n/t) by skern2007-08-08 04:58:12
          It's a formula joke. by Didactylos2007-08-08 01:06:36
            kinda like the "How do you confuse an Irishman" by fitzso2007-08-08 01:14:58
          Mostly they are english language puns. (n/t) by tompaine2007-08-08 08:29:50
      Simple example: by klar_at_work2007-08-08 00:57:34
      They are simple puns. by RetiQlum22007-08-08 01:15:16

 

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