He's famous, you see, because he always orders exactly the right number of bricks. As he finishes the tower, one of his builders comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry, but we have one brick left over."
The architect then races up the stairs, and on reaching the roof, throws the brick straight up in the air.
[change subject here, tell about three or four jokes]
A guy gets on a crowded bus and can't find a seat. One seat is taken by a lapdog owned by a lady on the bus; he asks her to hold the dog in her lap and she refuses. They get into an argument, and the bus driver tells her to hold the dog on her lap.
As they get going again, the guy pulls a big pickle out of his pocket. The lady tells him that it stinks and he's eating too loudly; he replies that she should have been nicer about moving the dog. She grabs the pickle and throws it out the window. He grabs the dog and throws it out the window.
Looking back, they see the dog running behind the bus... and what does the dog have in its mouth?
The brick!
(This one's really hard to tell.) |
