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Unnecessary Stand-in Question Of The Day by NemoHac 2007-08-08 00:16:18
What's the worst joke you've ever told?
[ Reply ]
  The one about the the big-mouthed frog. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-08 00:23:05
    Is that like the help desk frog? (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-08 00:25:52
      Kind of. by Tyop2007-08-08 00:50:24
        Kids love that joke by SnappingTurtle2007-08-08 08:40:45
    There was once a yellow toad. by Phoon2007-08-08 01:25:30
      Actually, I like this one! (n/t) by skern2007-08-08 04:54:35
  Two helicopters meet... by Argos2007-08-08 00:23:13
  What's the difference between... by Illiad2007-08-08 00:27:37
    I'd always heard it, "You can't hear an enzyme." (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-08 00:30:47
    You been channelling Hadji? by RetiQlum22007-08-08 01:03:05
    I don't get it... by madjo2007-08-08 04:05:56
  Why was 6 afraid of 7? by leistico2007-08-08 00:30:40
  Two parrots sitting on a perch. by JimK2007-08-08 00:30:50
  A world famous architect is working on a tower. by Phoon2007-08-08 00:40:52
  Wife's moaning that her boobs arent big enough. by klar_at_work2007-08-08 00:41:57
  Knock Knock... by shadowsystems2007-08-08 00:46:19
    If have never understood "knock knock" jokes by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:49:15
      Knock Knock by Cokish2007-08-08 00:56:29
        I still don't get the funny part of them by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:58:31
          they are (mostly) word jokes by Cokish2007-08-08 01:02:47
            Ooooh, nice bad joke .... :) by klar_at_work2007-08-08 01:17:24
              I am from Denmark by Spisefisken2007-08-08 01:53:12
                You jsut spoiled a bad joke ... :( by klar_at_work2007-08-08 02:24:13
                  Just reply with: "Something is rotten..." by Cokish2007-08-08 02:26:28
                    Sure it aint Limburger? :) by klar_at_work2007-08-08 04:22:36
                      What a cheese-y thread! (n/t) by skern2007-08-08 04:58:12
          It's a formula joke. by Didactylos2007-08-08 01:06:36
            kinda like the "How do you confuse an Irishman" by fitzso2007-08-08 01:14:58
          Mostly they are english language puns. (n/t) by tompaine2007-08-08 08:29:50
      Simple example: by klar_at_work2007-08-08 00:57:34
      They are simple puns. by RetiQlum22007-08-08 01:15:16
  It is so bad that I love to tell it by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:48:05
  Bad taste warning: by ideur2007-08-08 00:55:29
    This one made me laugh by Spisefisken2007-08-08 00:57:36
    Two kids, around 6, are whispering on the porch., by klar_at_work2007-08-08 00:59:45
  Impossible to tell. by RetiQlum22007-08-08 00:58:22
    My dilemma exactly by NemoHac2007-08-08 01:01:56
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-08 10:11:19
        Mod'd: Some of it looks an awful lot like by Tyop2007-08-08 10:12:11
  Can't really be told, and not the worst by fitzso2007-08-08 01:03:34
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Snate2007-08-08 01:29:31
    Heard that in a different version.... by Electric Storm2007-08-08 02:33:50
      I heard it as the USMC by PsychoI3oy2007-08-08 07:08:36
  A CEO asks, "Does it work?" by amp_man2007-08-08 02:00:17
    no one asks how it should work? O.o by madjo2007-08-08 02:20:42
  Two belgiums are walking down the street by Cokish2007-08-08 02:25:19
    :-) Nice one, though not for our politicians by SciSSorS2007-08-08 02:28:45
    You know why we are stuck with Belgians, by klar_at_work2007-08-08 03:00:42
      Are you "stuck" with belgians ? by SciSSorS2007-08-08 03:10:13
        As long as we get to drink Belgium Beer by Cokish2007-08-08 03:52:38
    0.o by RetiQlum22007-08-08 03:04:42
      typo: "two belgiums" = "two belgium people " ... by Cokish2007-08-08 03:08:38
  My drinking joke by jensm2007-08-08 02:34:45
  A horse walks into a bar... by Aon2007-08-08 03:07:26
    A big brown bear walks into a bar... by Aon2007-08-08 03:09:28
      A nun, a priest, a rabbi, and a horse... by RunNeoRun2007-08-08 03:20:03
        You'd think one of them would have seen it! (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-08 03:32:31
    A three legged dog walks into a bar... by hunter_Q22007-08-08 05:20:46
      Like this one? by live_in_aport2007-08-08 07:09:27
    A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar by grremlins2007-08-08 10:41:09
  How do you keep an idiot in suspense? by madjo2007-08-08 04:03:45
    I'll tell you right now. by hadji2007-08-08 07:31:36
  bad one by Klymer2007-08-08 04:35:40
  Well, the punchline is: by skern2007-08-08 04:52:55
  Worst as in 'moaning in mock pain' by Havoc2007-08-08 05:50:09
  Okay that does it by robertltux2007-08-08 05:57:17
  Oh my goodness . . . how do I choose? by hadji2007-08-08 07:15:12
    Okay, here's a pretty bad one I've told before . . by hadji2007-08-08 07:18:36
  Do I want to remember?? (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-08 07:21:35
  OK by c51L2007-08-08 07:32:13
    No, no, no. by Arman X2007-08-08 08:42:30
  Two cannibals eat a clown by scum2007-08-08 08:17:10
    Hey! by roger G. rapid2007-08-08 09:27:09
  "I hate irony." by ihope1272007-08-08 09:32:09
  Anything said by Hadji... 8) (n/t) by ppyo2007-08-08 11:13:59
  Why do elephants have big ears? by deeble2007-08-08 18:45:40
  A man walks into a bar by amp_man2007-08-08 22:06:42

 

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