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SotM: Can't fight the Moonlight- LeeAnn Rimes by Garrinka2007-07-29 12:16:28
  Judas Priest - Painkiller by Arivia2007-07-29 13:33:58
    Yngwie Malmsteen - I am a Viking by Garrinka2007-07-29 13:37:35
      Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow by kahuana 2007-07-29 13:43:58
I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my a3
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
[ Reply ]
        Green Jelly - Obey the Cow God by rorajoey2007-07-29 13:52:24
          Lemon Jelly - Make Things Right (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-29 14:20:08
            Lemonheads - Glad I Don't Know (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-29 14:47:52
        Anthrax - I'm the man (radio edit) by Garrinka2007-07-29 13:54:36
          gahh missed a swear again .. first stanza :P (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-29 13:55:37
          SOTM : Slipknot - Before I forget by Bellator2007-07-29 14:07:49

 

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