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by Phoon |
2007-07-27 21:40:23 |
You Won't Respect Me In The Morning
by Cody
I bought her some candy and some flowers
Memorized the poem that she adored
Wore the aftershave that drives her crazy
And I took her out on Lover's Lane to score
But at that very crucial moment
When I was holding her so tenderly
And I was as wild as a windstorm
She whispered in my ear these words to me
You won't respect me in the morning
You won't want me anymore
You'll be bragging to the guys about me
And you'll have 'em all a-knocking at my door
Well, I hope I didn't get you too excited [but she did]
Honey, would you give my cigarette a light
'Cause I know you won't respect me in the morning
If I give it all to you tonight
I couldn't believe what I was hearing
As I sat there frustrated on the road
She was as cold as an ice cube
And I was as hot as an old pot-bellied stove
I told her I'd love her forever
(Well, I figured one good line deserved another)
I said we'd get married someday
But she looked up at me with those big blue eyes
And said, No matter what you say
You won't respect me in the morning
You won't want me anymore
You'll be bragging to the guys about me
And you'll have 'em all just knocking at my door
Well, I hope I didn't get you too excited [*pant*]
Honey, would you give my cigarette a light
'Cause I know you won't respect me in the morning
If I give it all to you tonight
If I give it all to you tonight
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