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Cow-orker: "You walk home, right?" by kyrasantae2007-07-27 07:51:00
  You do realize by raptillicus2007-07-27 07:56:43
    Unfortunately, yes. by kyrasantae2007-07-27 08:03:45
      Of course it does... by raptillicus 2007-07-27 08:32:53
Now you change tacits from "OMG get away from me you creepy little slimeball" to "You know what really turns me on? Goats. Really old goats. You know, for those lonely nights..."
I gaurentee at least an hour of peace.
[ Reply ]
        It'll only take him an hour to find an old goat? (n/t) by Concept2007-07-27 08:33:35
          It'll take him at least an hour to by raptillicus2007-07-27 08:35:56
            or.... by joresgump2007-07-27 08:39:51
              That may take by MatthewDBA2007-07-27 08:41:07
                that's good for this purpose, right? (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-27 08:43:37
                  Definitely. by MatthewDBA2007-07-27 08:51:44
                    Really old clean shaven goats... by raptillicus2007-07-27 08:58:44
                      Is that too cruel? by joresgump2007-07-27 09:03:03
                        I think the above comments should be inserted by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:04:50
                          Yeah, but lately by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:08:04
                            In that case, I suggest by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:11:09
                              Drinking age is 18 here by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:14:32
                                Yes, but by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:29:26
                          *lost* by joresgump2007-07-27 09:13:50
                            Refer to yesterday's post by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:15:08
                              youngters are easier to handle by joresgump2007-07-27 09:26:28
                                I use it sarcastically. by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:27:39
                                you call "Mr." a 17-years-old guy? by joresgump2007-07-27 09:35:35
                                What would you call him? by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:38:06
                                and lack of beard :P (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-27 09:43:33
                                *adds Mr. Tard to the euphemism list* by joresgump2007-07-27 09:45:44
        Don't use a $spanish_2_english(cañón) to kill by joresgump2007-07-27 08:38:34
          return "cannon\r\n"; (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-27 08:47:19
            thanks by joresgump2007-07-27 08:59:46
          but pacabells canon is nice by robertltux2007-07-27 13:18:38
            In the case of Pachelbel, by kyrasantae2007-07-27 16:40:21
            i'm into classical music by joresgump2007-07-27 22:39:30

 

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