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Cow-orker: "You walk home, right?" by kyrasantae2007-07-27 07:51:00
  You do realize by raptillicus 2007-07-27 07:56:43
that Mr Tard, while mentally deficient, socially inept, and Clueless PhD, is odds on totally into the slightly odd, knife wielding, "GTF away from me" chick who refers to him as Mr Tard?
[ Reply ]
    Unfortunately, yes. by kyrasantae2007-07-27 08:03:45
      You need a bigger knife... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-27 08:05:11
        No. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-27 08:06:11
          If you ask Reti's gf you might get to borrow Reti. by joecrouse2007-07-27 17:47:36
            No to that too. by kyrasantae2007-07-27 18:07:21
              How about he poses as your SO? by Phoon2007-07-27 22:54:54
                I won't pretend to be something I'm not by kyrasantae2007-07-27 22:57:04
                "Joesaurus" (n/t) by Myke2007-07-27 22:57:35
        s/Betty/Supersoaker/ by klar_at_work2007-07-27 08:06:30
          Do they even make SuperSoaker brand by kyrasantae2007-07-27 08:13:42
            I can see summerly ads for them in Germany. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-27 08:28:57
            Walmart is evil by Imp2007-07-27 08:31:14
              is not. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-27 10:29:57
              Wal-Mart is fine for 'those' sorts of folks. by Havoc2007-07-27 11:32:04
                What if you're Canadian? by kyrasantae2007-07-27 16:05:51
                'those' sorts of folks meaning what? by jaqie2007-07-27 19:35:35
                  Winn-Dixie is right next to our Wal-Mart. by Phoon2007-07-27 22:51:36
          s/lab rat/lab hampster/ (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-07-27 08:45:37
        words are more powerful than swords by joresgump2007-07-27 08:12:17
          For large words and very short swords. by CynicalRyan2007-07-27 08:13:20
            that's a friday thought, right? by joresgump2007-07-27 08:17:42
        Sharp pointy things dot com (n/t) by hobbs2007-07-27 22:59:44
      Of course it does... by raptillicus2007-07-27 08:32:53
        It'll only take him an hour to find an old goat? (n/t) by Concept2007-07-27 08:33:35
          It'll take him at least an hour to by raptillicus2007-07-27 08:35:56
            or.... by joresgump2007-07-27 08:39:51
              That may take by MatthewDBA2007-07-27 08:41:07
                that's good for this purpose, right? (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-27 08:43:37
                  Definitely. by MatthewDBA2007-07-27 08:51:44
                    Really old clean shaven goats... by raptillicus2007-07-27 08:58:44
                      Is that too cruel? by joresgump2007-07-27 09:03:03
                        I think the above comments should be inserted by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:04:50
                          Yeah, but lately by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:08:04
                            In that case, I suggest by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:11:09
                              Drinking age is 18 here by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:14:32
                                Yes, but by raptillicus2007-07-27 09:29:26
                          *lost* by joresgump2007-07-27 09:13:50
                            Refer to yesterday's post by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:15:08
                              youngters are easier to handle by joresgump2007-07-27 09:26:28
                                I use it sarcastically. by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:27:39
                                you call "Mr." a 17-years-old guy? by joresgump2007-07-27 09:35:35
                                What would you call him? by kyrasantae2007-07-27 09:38:06
                                and lack of beard :P (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-27 09:43:33
                                *adds Mr. Tard to the euphemism list* by joresgump2007-07-27 09:45:44
        Don't use a $spanish_2_english(cañón) to kill by joresgump2007-07-27 08:38:34
          return "cannon\r\n"; (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-27 08:47:19
            thanks by joresgump2007-07-27 08:59:46
          but pacabells canon is nice by robertltux2007-07-27 13:18:38
            In the case of Pachelbel, by kyrasantae2007-07-27 16:40:21
            i'm into classical music by joresgump2007-07-27 22:39:30

 

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