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Unauthorized Question of the Day! by zeitnot 2007-07-27 04:08:14
Aliens from a 500 million-year-old civilization are offering you a part-time job as an organic random-number generator.

They may call you at any time of the day or night and ask for a random number of up to 9 digits. They may call you as much as 16 times in a 24-hour period.

The compensation is entirely negotiable, with the exception that it cannot be money of any currency used on Earth.

1) Do you accept the job offer,
2) and if so, what do you ask for to begin your compensation package negotiations?
[ Reply ]
  1) sure, will be fun! 2) get me of this planet! by ideur2007-07-27 04:11:11
  957109354 (n/t) by woodchip2007-07-27 04:13:28
  Of course I accept. by aix tom2007-07-27 04:15:11
  1) Yes 2) access to their knowledge n/t by roger G. rapid2007-07-27 04:16:27
    *they hand you a book written in their language* (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2007-07-27 09:07:54
      That's only fair, knowledge is to be earned. by roger G. rapid2007-07-27 09:41:13
  sure.. just call me Microsoft Sam :D by jeff_uk2007-07-27 04:17:07
  Sure, I'd accept by hieraco2007-07-27 04:24:21
  Is it allowed to ask for gold as compensation? by Ascag2007-07-27 04:25:13
  Easy... by FNORDer2007-07-27 04:28:34
  1) I'd be cazy not to... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-27 04:36:49
  Well...seeing how it *is* Friday... by AlanTwo2007-07-27 04:48:44
    Ha! didn't think of this did ya? by hieraco2007-07-27 05:11:13
      That's why you also need a Wookie ... by aix tom2007-07-27 05:23:17
        Unless the Wookie's ALSO female, in which case by shadowsystems2007-07-27 16:38:04
  Yes; solutions to the Millenium Prize Problems. by ihope1272007-07-27 05:47:30
  1. sure by voxwoman2007-07-27 05:48:03
  No by MatthewDBA2007-07-27 05:57:10
  1) sure 2) a Tardis (n/t) by loonita2007-07-27 06:31:16
  1) Yes I will accept by Karl-Henrik2007-07-27 06:49:40
  You all do realize that... by vampire2007-07-27 07:39:45
  No by oldschool_coder2007-07-27 08:02:36
  1) for how long? by raptor_872007-07-27 09:21:13
  Yes / Room/board and 364 days of yearly vacation ( (n/t) by sstacks2007-07-27 12:04:32

 

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