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SOT-contemplation-M by Phoon 2007-07-25 00:57:28
Since You've Been Gone
by "Weird Al" Yankovic


Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tin foil
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped a two ton bowling ball on my toes
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose
(Yap yap, dibbie dow bop bop, dibba doo dibba dow dibba doo dop dop)

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here
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