Read Dante - all the fun people are there.
That said, one should really try to get to heaven if at all possible; that's where all the virgins and Philadelphia cream cheese are.
With that in mind, I'd like to give you non-Catholics a few pointers (and by the way, Anglicans aren't Catholics - a monarch with the hots no more constitutes the basis for a religion than some watery tart throwing swords bestows supreme executive power.)
Let's start with the Baptists. (... and I know it's cliche, but my best friend is a baptist). Nice people really, but couldn't throw a decent Inquisition if you loaned them the ghost of Torquemada.
Hindus: One word: "McDonalds"
Sikhs? Two: "Bad hair".
Buddhism: I tried gazing at my navel. Aside from some interesting lint: nothing.
Jews: Who can be anti-Semitic after Mel Brookes? The Roman Catholics are the direct descendants of the Jews and have the same approach to them as any kid has to any parent (crank up the volume, dude.)
I'd go on, but gotta grease the Rosaries. Ta.
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