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Captain's log, Stardate: Lunchtime... by raptillicus 2007-07-10 09:15:43
My mission to relieve the stress threatening to compromise the structural integrity of my bank account is proceding as planned. Day 2 of the mission seems to be going well, even after yesterday's... encounter... with the color copier. I have been forced to fend off the amorous advances of a certain scanner with double sided scanning capability and a very soft voice. Rough hands, though.

In order to facillitate my timely retirement back to the ship for some time with my warcraft program on the holodeck, I have been forced to commandeer a computer and phone from a fellow crew member who is away on assignment. Hopefully, my presence here will go unnoticed until the situation is rectified.

Afterthought... must remember to bring a fork with my lunch. Food on the uniform is so undignified.
[ Reply ]
  Captain... by audiogeek20002007-07-10 10:11:20
    Oh by all means... by raptillicus2007-07-10 10:17:15
      On speaker... by audiogeek20002007-07-10 10:40:20
        Thank the Lord nobody is allowed to play music by raptillicus2007-07-10 11:00:19

 

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