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I need to find exercise I can do by myself. by Phoon 2007-07-01 19:23:02
Pump It Up is fun, but it's beginning to make me stabby on a much more regular basis... for instance, today, I seemed to be the *only* player who didn't have a swarm of attractive chicks drooling...
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  walking/jogging, barbells, bike riding, by hadji2007-07-01 19:33:14
    Boring, boring, annoying, expensive, expensive, by Phoon2007-07-01 19:36:44
      So pick what you think is fun and go do it. by morenna2007-07-01 19:43:34
      What do you want, entertainment, or exercise? (n/t by subbywan2007-07-01 19:43:39
        Exercise that isn't drudgery. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-01 19:46:16
          Then you're not committed to losing weight by subbywan2007-07-01 19:51:49
            It's not a matter of effort. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:05:57
              I second subbywans notions. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:09:51
              That's exactly my point. You ONLY do it when by subbywan2007-07-01 20:12:47
                And constant denigration is help? by Phoon2007-07-01 20:14:14
                  You can't guilt or shame me. by subbywan2007-07-01 20:20:10
                    So, have *you* escaped it? by Phoon2007-07-01 20:24:01
                      Nope. I'm still working on it. by subbywan2007-07-01 20:28:10
                        I've identified the problem. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:30:45
                          PFB, Phoon. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:33:35
                            "You're lazy" is "critique"? by Phoon2007-07-01 20:37:19
                              In this context, being lazy is a critique. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:39:21
                                How is it 'laziness' when I'm working harder? (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-01 20:44:09
                                Playing a game isn't working harder. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:50:50
                              It might be if he were being purposefully by morenna2007-07-01 21:16:34
                                Eight to ten hours per week of aerobic exercise by Phoon2007-07-01 21:19:41
                                Are you losing weight at around 1-2 lbs a week? by subbywan2007-07-01 21:25:33
                                Are you? by Phoon2007-07-01 21:28:37
                                I'm not the one complaining about lack of loss by subbywan2007-07-01 21:31:08
                                I never complained about not losing weight. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-01 21:32:24
                                I'll make a note to point it out to you when you by subbywan2007-07-01 21:34:37
                          No. Insulting you implies i'm out to degrade you. by subbywan2007-07-01 20:35:06
                            Except it's not true. by Phoon2007-07-01 21:02:54
                              As I said. It's your choice. by subbywan2007-07-01 21:06:25
                                Again, how is it 'laziness'... by Phoon2007-07-01 21:08:03
                                Simple: by subbywan2007-07-01 21:14:31
              Umm, subby knows your problem quite well. by esbita2007-07-01 20:25:32
              See my advice (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-01 20:30:54
          I know the feeling by fitzso2007-07-01 19:52:28
          Sorry, there is no such thing. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:05:07
            Pump would be... by Phoon2007-07-01 20:09:46
              Have fun paying for the treatments your by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:10:33
                People don't realize... by Phoon2007-07-01 20:11:31
                  Your point? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:13:33
                    My point is I have no choice. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:15:13
                      So, I hope you invested in some serious by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:26:02
                        Two hours to the beach. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:29:14
                          Well, I hope you get a good job soon. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:31:06
                  The hard truth is you want to do the fun things by subbywan2007-07-01 20:16:38
            I disagree. by Bastetsmuse2007-07-01 20:43:02
              Thank you. That's precisely what I've been trying by Phoon2007-07-01 20:45:00
                Not the same thing. by subbywan2007-07-01 20:47:38
                So? It sounds like you enjoy Pump... by esbita2007-07-01 20:49:09
                  What I hate is being singled out as the pariah. by Phoon2007-07-01 21:11:45
                    Pariah: by subbywan2007-07-01 21:17:01
                      There are larger PIU players, too. by Phoon2007-07-01 21:38:42
                        So your complain then clearly has nothing to do by subbywan2007-07-01 21:42:40
                          What is there other than looks? by Phoon2007-07-01 21:45:49
                            Attitude. by subbywan2007-07-01 21:49:44
                              So I should pretend to be more competent than I am by Phoon2007-07-01 21:52:44
                                if necessary, yes. (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-01 21:54:38
                                Great. I can trade my conscience for a by Phoon2007-07-01 22:01:13
                                See. Excuses. (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-01 22:06:10
                                Aw, honey, it doesn't have to one or the other. by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:13:17
                                And it's a self-reinforcing loop. by subbywan2007-07-01 22:15:12
                                But I can't ignore my faults. by Phoon2007-07-01 22:15:18
                                ignore != lie by subbywan2007-07-01 22:18:20
                                I have no idea how. by Phoon2007-07-01 22:24:26
                                No. it isn't by subbywan2007-07-01 22:26:56
                                You think I haven't tried? by Phoon2007-07-01 22:29:30
                                I think you've stopped trying by subbywan2007-07-01 22:33:17
                                Watch the dancers (especially the heavier ones) by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:30:00
                                I've been trying that for years. by Phoon2007-07-01 22:31:23
                                Here's a beginning point. Don't shoot it down, by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:40:02
                                You don't have to. You are a decent-looking, by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:20:59
                                the issue isn't competence by morenna2007-07-02 04:59:30
              Sorry, no. by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:48:21
      Bike racks need not be expensive. by werehatrack2007-07-01 19:55:32
        I don't really like *any* of my neighbors. by Phoon2007-07-01 19:57:07
          so ignore them and keep going. (n/t) by morenna2007-07-01 20:23:33
            Not that easy. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:33:01
              And *how* does that make it harder to ignore them? by subbywan2007-07-01 20:37:45
                so get out and go for a ten mile ride. by morenna2007-07-01 20:40:00
                  ... and into the... (what's the PC term?) low-rent by Phoon2007-07-01 20:46:54
                    quite probably. So don't stop and have a picnic. by morenna2007-07-01 21:02:02
                Because I have to put on a false front and walk on by Phoon2007-07-01 20:41:04
                  Tell them that hey I live in paradise by joecrouse2007-07-01 20:43:29
                  So? by subbywan2007-07-01 20:46:00
                    Being homeless is a good way to lose weight. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-01 20:47:44
                      indeed. by subbywan2007-07-01 20:49:25
                        ... sarcasm is dead. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-01 20:51:02
                          Yeah. Right. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:51:37
                          Not the well-wrought stuff. (n/t) by esbita2007-07-01 20:52:04
  Swim. by archnerd2007-07-01 19:58:48
  I don't like having other people watch me sweat. by DrDeisel2007-07-01 20:18:03
    Not enough room. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:19:53
      Is there a private room you could use at that by DrDeisel2007-07-01 20:23:08
        No. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:25:11
          Unless that game you play by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:32:34
            No, that's exactly the problem. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:34:34
              No, the point is finding something that is by CynicalRyan2007-07-01 20:38:09
            Its not realy by joecrouse2007-07-01 20:35:13
      You could always buy a DDR/Pump pad by Arachnid2007-07-01 20:38:54
        I've already destroyed one hard drive that way. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:54:05
          How do you destroy a hard drive dancing? by Arachnid2007-07-01 21:42:01
            I'd assume it's due to physical shocks. by Phoon2007-07-01 21:44:47
  Dance class Salsa and Merenge by joecrouse2007-07-01 20:29:42
    Nope. by Phoon2007-07-01 20:35:56
      Embrace the inner redneck then by joecrouse2007-07-01 20:36:45
        I have no inner redneck. by Phoon2007-07-01 22:40:04
  There is no one true exercise by joresgump2007-07-01 21:32:11
    I've always founf Squash or Raquetball fun. (n/t) by DerSarek2007-07-01 23:44:07
  Dance Dance Revolution, at home! by Kickstart2007-07-01 21:58:15
    Good thing too, I am sure the kidlet by stinky_monkey2007-07-01 22:03:35
      When I do my dancercize routine, my big strong by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:09:32
        Mine keeps trying to get underfoot, so i get twice by subbywan2007-07-01 22:13:54
          The funniest thing is when I'm doing crunches - by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:22:38
            What happens if you do leg lifts instead? :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-01 22:23:45
              They both pass back and forth under my legs when by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:26:19
                hey, it's tightening up your stomach muscles ... by subbywan2007-07-01 22:27:32
                  And that's where it's needed most. Hurray for the by DrDeisel2007-07-01 22:31:00
    First of all, I don't own a console. by Phoon2007-07-01 22:09:08

 

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