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I've started having nightmares. by raptillicus 2007-07-01 06:38:02
I woke up from a nap yesterday screaming. Last night, everything I ate was poisoned. Last week I dreamed I killed 4 people with an ax. The night before that I dreamed I had 8 kinds of STD's. I've never even had sex! I am... a wreck. Not eating not sleeping... I feel like I need to cry and I can't. I've felt like this every day for 6 weeks now.
[ Reply ]
  Have you been bitten by a werewolf? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-07-01 06:42:08
  you've been into the absinthe... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-01 07:21:55
  hmmmmm.... by zeitnot2007-07-01 07:30:34
    Oh, I know why I'm having them. by raptillicus2007-07-01 08:24:38
  Have a night stud come over by SciSSorS2007-07-01 09:32:09
    And I'm a guy.... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-01 09:58:02
      so hire an incall girl by joecrouse2007-07-01 10:10:51
  {{{raptillicus}}} by Garrinka2007-07-01 09:52:06
  Perhaps consulting with someone by notdeadyet2007-07-01 13:16:10

 

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