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by Phoon |
2007-06-03 21:52:27 |
99 Biker Friends
by Bowling for Soup
Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pickup truck, in the driveway
With a sticker on the window, "Rest In Peace #3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your a3
Tell her that you're sorry, blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you, your friends think you're
An a3hole, and I do too
Overcompensating for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?
Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
{unintelligible} with his trusty nun-
Chuck Norris is still alive
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
Let's get the A-Team
50 Cent with his bling bling
And a couple of prison guards
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
You're such a tough guy, I can't wait to bring you down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your a3
I hope that you can run fast
Start running now
We're gonna kick your a3 |
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