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SF Question of the Day by Illiad 2007-06-03 00:49:34
You are the commanding officer of a survey/exploration vessel from Earth. You have just entered orbit of a planet that could marginally sustain human life (think semi-terraformed Mars). On board you have your ship's crew of six astronauts, a team of eight scientists of varying disciplines, and four experienced security personnel. Your ship also has two shuttles, each of which can carry six people. Neither your vessel nor your shuttles are armed.

Suddenly, one of your scientists picks up a signal coming from the surface; signs of intelligent life. What are your next steps, given that Earth has no established protocol for first contact?

[ Reply ]
  Take off my red shirt. by hieraco2007-06-03 00:57:26
    Just so long as the linguists don't end up with... by warden1452007-06-03 01:03:22
      How do people remember these old comics? by hieraco2007-06-03 01:27:00
        If you remember the joke, it's easy to find. by hadji2007-06-03 01:44:12
    Are you putting on your brown pants? by tallastro2007-06-03 09:19:45
  If the radio signals are directed at me by postaljohn2007-06-03 00:58:07
  transmit their signal back, by Tyop2007-06-03 00:59:36
  I have 2 oppinions on this one by other2007-06-03 01:01:28
  If those signs of intelligent life involved by hadji2007-06-03 01:36:49
  to turn it the other way, by postaljohn2007-06-03 01:46:32
    s/ALAJLAA/ALAKAA (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-03 01:48:54
      s/AlLAJLAA/ALAJKAA (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-03 01:49:59
        DRAT! by postaljohn2007-06-03 01:52:27
          Are you sure that's correct? by dodrian2007-06-03 02:20:40
            that's correct (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:22:06
              Bah. by dodrian2007-06-03 02:23:33
                you'll kick yourself for the obvious, by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:25:44
                  Off to sleep, by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:31:22
                  Yeah, I figured it out. by dodrian2007-06-03 02:32:43
                    ya might wanna post the solution for by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:36:00
    Given the edit history: by Tyop2007-06-03 01:54:35
      or posters who have had just one by postaljohn2007-06-03 01:56:14
      and this is a simpified version by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:04:56
    Well I would respond... by rhinobird2007-06-03 02:09:56
      there is a logical rational by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:20:46
      Heh, by dodrian2007-06-03 02:37:24
    You wanna try, Illiad? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:27:18
    OK, I think I got it *spoilers* by dodrian2007-06-03 02:34:50
      Ding! Ding! Ding! by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:41:32
        This was from Science Digest, by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:43:12
      I think Q was going to by postaljohn2007-06-03 02:50:31
  Determine various things by Madvlad2007-06-03 01:58:03
  Send a signal back by rhinobird2007-06-03 02:19:29
  Nothing by vectorz2007-06-03 02:56:47
  Depends on our overall attitude. by moddermonster2007-06-03 03:40:08
  Get out of there fast. by Sharku2007-06-03 04:57:19
  Realistically? by FNORDer2007-06-03 05:48:35
  I think there is a problem by astro-g2007-06-03 05:59:43
  Ask them if they would like to subscribe to by kahuana2007-06-03 07:52:32
    Have they considered the benefits of a full set by dodrian2007-06-03 09:58:16
      Or an American Express? by bwkaz2007-06-03 11:12:21
  Find an isolated dwelling on the surface, by tallastro2007-06-03 09:00:41
  start with a chat with the head security guy by robertltux2007-06-03 10:04:33
  I can't believe that Earth has no by voxwoman2007-06-03 16:12:10
    The US does (suposedly) by joecrouse2007-06-03 19:15:11
  Well... by isaac leese2007-06-03 19:48:49

 

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