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More governmental micromanagment stupidity by lab rat 2007-05-18 11:16:44
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I'm only 5'1" and no one has ever dared pat me on the head.
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  *pats lab rat on the head* by DesertRat662007-05-18 11:18:17
    I would challenge you to a duel, but I think by lab rat2007-05-18 11:23:17
      Not if you choose the right contest. by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:25:03
        Truth. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-18 11:27:09
        *BOOM* by DesertRat662007-05-18 11:27:40
          Well, you are disqualified by default then. by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:29:12
            Who said by DesertRat662007-05-18 11:31:47
              The judges. by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:35:18
                Oh, well in that case by DesertRat662007-05-18 11:39:32
          *bites DesertRat66's toes off* (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-18 11:31:20
            for a moment there, by postaljohn2007-05-18 12:43:27
      I think so too, unless by Reddy2007-05-18 11:27:39
  I'd do it. by RetiQlum22007-05-18 11:19:49
  Say, do you carry an axe in your purse? by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:19:54
    It's just a smalll axe...with mother of pearl by lab rat2007-05-18 11:26:38
      Size doesn't matter. by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:28:18
        I'm not even sure how to answer that (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-18 11:29:24
          But you did... by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:34:29
            No need to apologize. I thought it rather funny by lab rat2007-05-18 11:38:34
              So do I. And good if I could amuse you a bit. :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 11:39:53
        more length helps... by raptor_872007-05-18 11:32:07
  OOH! OOH! by postaljohn2007-05-18 11:24:01
  You don't meet the 3 other requirements. by kahuana2007-05-18 11:24:42
  Such micromanagement by esbita2007-05-18 11:34:26
  Yay! I can throw away my high heels! (n/t) by esbita2007-05-18 11:35:12
    Nope! High heels do not exist to increase height by Havoc2007-05-18 12:16:31
      my calves are plenty nice *without* them! (n/t) by esbita2007-05-18 12:42:12
        Prove it. *waits expectantly* (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-18 12:55:32
          Pics of me have been posted... by esbita2007-05-18 13:22:04
            where? Where? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-05-18 13:24:34
            mmmm ... bodyshots ... mmmmm </homer drool> (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-18 13:26:13
        Pictures required for proof. by RetiQlum22007-05-18 13:11:46
          As somebody who examined the evidence. by CynicalRyan2007-05-18 13:15:52
          I didn't say as good... by esbita2007-05-18 13:16:15
  id do it but id be scared youd hurt yourself by joecrouse2007-05-18 11:38:05
    You have a solid spot? :-D (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-18 11:39:26
      Arms, Legs, head, Butt, back by joecrouse2007-05-18 11:40:57
      Hint: It's his skull. by RetiQlum22007-05-18 11:41:02
        Hey Just because I can win most headbutt contests by joecrouse2007-05-18 11:41:54
          You do realize that by Havoc2007-05-18 11:48:11
            Really, I never knew that. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-18 11:49:49
              Which is why you suffer all them thar concussions by joecrouse2007-05-18 12:03:54
          Hint: You're not going to win a fight by throwing by talon07202007-05-18 12:22:18
            Sure will Shell break her fists before by joecrouse2007-05-18 12:27:13
              But you're forgetting that each time bone heals, by talon07202007-05-18 13:49:26
                absolutely not true. by joecrouse2007-05-18 15:12:02
  No one has ever dared call me fat to my face eithe by joecrouse2007-05-18 11:39:40

 

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