This is the first time I read this, but it's got it all wrong! Dogs are the ones who are the slaves, allways having to do what the master(s) say. The cat is actually the king of the house...

"Some new subjects just moved into my house. They aren't too bad, feeding me when I tell them en warming my bed for me when I want to sleep after a good night's hunt. And they are really impressed by my hunting skills, many times too scared to even touch my prey. And every now and then they obediently give me a back massage when I demand it... isn't life good?"

"And if they don't perform well enough, then I just move to another house waith other subjects who will do my bidding."

... Somehow this just sums up better my experience with our cats and dogs in the past. (Although the description of the dog part is pretty accurate). We have been the recipients of a number of cats who decided that our house had more obedient subjects than where-ever they came from. :-)