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Yesterday I became truly EVIL by imwacc0 2007-05-09 16:11:28
Flip, my 13yr old son has decided to become Vegetarian. I believe that it's a little young to be missing some nutritious, but I'm willing to go along with it. I'm keeping an eye on him and reminding him that it's ok to have some meat if the cravings get real bad.

So, we head to the store to pick up some tofu and other soy stuff for him to make meals with. Of course we pass the Deli . . .that makes fresh Fried Chicken. I see "that look" in his eyes, and me being the good dad that I am, pick up two legs.

I of coarse start wafting the chicken smell towards him. "That look" is getting a lot stronger. We get done with the shopping, and then the true genius of my plan takes hold . . .Trapped in a small car with me blowing the smell at him.

Only took a little bit of this for him to grab a leg out and start wolfing it down like a true Carnivore.

You don't know the true power of the Dark Meat!! ! !! !
[ Reply ]
  meat tastes like murder and murder tastes by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:13:31
  It is a common stereotype that dark meat by jiteo2007-05-09 16:22:52
  Actually, vegetarian is a very healthy diet, but by iarann2007-05-09 16:23:13
    Not just that. There is a skewing in what we eat by subbywan2007-05-09 16:29:20
      Guilty! by iarann2007-05-09 16:38:19
        What kind of farm.. cow/calf.. feed lot? by Garrinka2007-05-09 16:40:14
          Small (150 acre) family farm by iarann2007-05-09 16:45:33
            I hear ya.. sod farms are replacing cow farms out by Garrinka2007-05-09 16:49:37
              That's why I'm tempted to play the lottery by iarann2007-05-09 16:54:50
                I hear ya.. was pricing land out here .. by Garrinka2007-05-09 16:58:05
        yup. by subbywan2007-05-09 16:40:39
      Are you actually insinuating by lheggland2007-05-09 16:44:15
        You forgot Beans. by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:45:05
          But, but, those are a fruit!! (n/t) by merlin2007-05-09 16:46:23
            They are that MAGICAL FRUIT (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:46:56
        You forgot salsa!!! You blasphemer!!! ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-05-09 16:45:11
        Man, i'm glad I'm not YOUR proctologist :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-09 17:10:19
    you have to eat the proper combinations of veggies by voxwoman2007-05-09 16:30:57
      What about seal, whale, and dolfin? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:33:52
        well there is a fish called dolfin by voxwoman2007-05-09 16:47:33
          I meant Dolphin (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:49:39
          AKA Mahi-Mahi. by RetiQlum22007-05-09 18:57:39
            Me too by Stuka2007-05-09 22:51:21
      Never did understand the piscine exclusion clause by iarann2007-05-09 16:35:36
        Maybe they're Catholic, so it doesn't count? (n/t) by merlin2007-05-09 16:37:00
        Its ok to eat fish because fish dont have any by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:42:07
        I think it's the darwinian approach by voxwoman2007-05-09 16:44:51
          you forgot CUTE (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:46:36
            I suspect that may have a lot to do with it! (n/t) by iarann2007-05-09 16:49:00
          "treated less cruelly when they're farmed as well" by lheggland2007-05-09 16:48:48
            Cows swim. Trust me on this by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:50:50
              I know, by lheggland2007-05-09 16:53:51
                True. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:55:41
            and I've seen Julia Child boil lobsters while by voxwoman2007-05-09 16:51:16
              And cows do? by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:52:31
                well, unless they're veal calves by voxwoman2007-05-09 16:59:43
                  That "unless" is why I don't eat veal by iarann2007-05-09 17:06:05
                    I wish I could affford to eat organic by voxwoman2007-05-09 17:09:59
                      Our chicken consumption has dropped drastically by iarann2007-05-09 17:28:20
              You have to by DesertRat662007-05-09 16:54:29
              You boil most shellfish alive. by lheggland2007-05-09 16:55:26
                MMMM Maryland Steamed Crabs by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:59:31
                  I sooooo bloody miss fresh blue crab. by lheggland2007-05-09 17:04:49
                    Come on up 1st paycheck at any new job by joecrouse2007-05-09 18:23:36
                      When I lived down on the NC/VA border by lheggland2007-05-09 18:35:08
                      So not Friday!! }:-> (n/t) by iarann2007-05-09 18:35:42
                        Is a twisted tune from a local radio station (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 18:44:08
                          Written by David DeBoy about 25 years ago by joecrouse2007-05-09 18:52:29
                I can only afford frozen shrimp by voxwoman2007-05-09 17:01:53
                There's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't by SouthpawPL2007-05-09 17:15:47
              It all boils down to a definition of consciousness by iarann2007-05-09 17:03:34
          Potatoes have faces. Well they've got eyes! (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-09 17:09:36
    Amino acids by oot2007-05-09 20:37:49
  Meat is... dinner! (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-09 16:27:44
  He might want to do a meat-avoiding diet. by Esteis2007-05-09 16:29:01
    Yes! Eat your meat rare-ly. With a nice reduction by SouthpawPL2007-05-09 17:19:24
  Cows cause Global warming with by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:30:12
    You have backup!!!! ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-05-09 16:30:59
    Plus there's a *chance* the cow you eat may have by kahuana2007-05-09 16:31:42
      YUP. Gotta make sure them by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:33:12
        That's why Chik-fil-a is a front for bovines by merlin2007-05-09 16:35:08
          Makes sure and barbques a few chickens by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:41:07
            Chicken. Isn't that classed as a vegetable? (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-09 16:48:37
              Vegtables is them green things right? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-09 16:53:00
                I thought that was the jello... by SouthpawPL2007-05-09 17:22:36
                  You're Lutheran too? by basher202007-05-09 17:26:00
                    I grew up Southern Baptist ... by iarann2007-05-09 17:30:57
                      Man, does THAT sound familiar! by Stuka2007-05-09 22:56:11
        Now you're talking about the Terror Cow. by kahuana2007-05-09 16:47:29
      s/outer space/the United Kingdom/ (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-09 16:33:36
  Teen vegetarians by Lady-Luna2007-05-09 16:43:21
  It sounds like it's time by lheggland2007-05-09 17:02:42
  The Gospel Of Reverend Maynard: by SnArL2007-05-09 18:04:50

 

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