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Convulsive coughing	by Illiad	2007-05-09 13:49:03
2 things that have never failed me.	by unjust	2007-05-09 14:03:36
1) cold-eeze cough drops. get one of the citrus flavors. dont' take more then 3~4 in a day or you'll get too much zinc. 2) pint of gin. fill pint glass with ice. fill with gin. add lime wedge. drink while still ice cold. drink pint of water. sleep. you will awake ~healthy, a bit dehydrated and smelling a bit piney for a day or two. n.b. depending on your personal alcy tolerance, you want to be consuming enough to get you really drunk but not dangerously so, drink it fast so it all hits at once, and go to bed so you don't feel sick AND drunk. best to sleep in recovery position to help reduce coughing and improve airway and to have someoen look in on but not wake you. n.b. this may not be the best use of gin, and could be hazardous if you don't "dose" yourself accurately.
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