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by Phoon |
2007-04-28 23:01:05 |
The Drugs I Need
by PrescriptionForChange.org (Consumers Union)
You've got a headache
And I've got some strange disease
Don't worry about it
This pill will set your mind at ease
It's called Progenitorivox
It's made by SquabbMerlCo
It's a life-enhancing miracle
But there are some things you should know
It may cause...
Agitation
Palpitations
Excessive salivation
Constipation
Male lactation
Rust-colored urination
Hallucinations
Bad vibrations
Mild electric shock sensations
But it's worth it for the drugs I need
My disease may not be fatal
But I can ease my fears
By taking two $12 pills
Each day for 50 years
They've spent millions to convince me
So now I realize
Progenitorivox
Beats diet and exercise
I've got insurance
At least for now I do
And if I buy generic
It would cut my costs in two
But I want Progenitorivox
'Cause I saw it on TV
Those families look so functional
That paisley pill's for me
But it may cause...
Deprivation
Humiliation
Debtor's prison and deportation
Dark depictions
Dire predictions
Life as seen in Dickens fiction
Empty pockets
Court dockets
May cause eyes to pop from sockets
But it's worth it for the drugs I need
But it's worth it...
In Canada, they get this for a song
But it's worth it for the drugs I need
But it's worth it for the drugs I need (repeating to end)
"The opinions expressed in this song are not necessarily those of SquabbMerlCo or its subsidiaries. Progenitorivox is not available, anywhere. Offer void in Wisconsin. Any resemblance to actual drugs, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any unauthorized use of your own judgment in the application of Progenitorivox is strictly prohibited. Progenitorivox may not be reproduced without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. Progenitorivox may cause drowsiness or restlessness in lab animals. Do not resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinery without consulting your physician. For erections lasting longer than four hours, insert your own joke here. If you experience psychotic episodes, you're crazy. If death occurs, discontinue use of Progenitorivox immediately. If symptoms persist, consult your physician. All sales final. Batteries not included." |
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Or better yet, watch the video. | by Phoon | 2007-04-28 23:08:01 |
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