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SOTM - The Secret of Life by lab rat2007-04-26 21:44:49
  SotM: Self Esteem- Offspring by garrinka2007-04-26 22:21:13
    O yah? SOTM: Offspring - Why don't you get a job by themadkansan 2007-04-26 22:31:21
My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that *****
He tells me every day
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ***
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that ****
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don't you get a job?

I won't give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don't you get a job?

j/k :D
[ Reply ]
      Back at ya:Me and my old lady-Offspring by garrinka2007-04-26 22:34:54
        Return fire! SOTM: Offspring - Pretty Fly by themadkansan2007-04-26 22:38:46
          Smashmouth - All Star by josie_beller2007-04-26 23:20:52
      SOTM: The Offspring - Amazed by Phoon2007-04-26 22:37:02

 

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