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SOTM - The Secret of Life by lab rat 2007-04-26 21:44:49
The Secret of Life-The Dead Milkmen

I saw a cigar shaped flying ship
It landed outside on my lawn
You poked your head out of a door
And said, "Hurry up get on."
I've never seen the sight before
The world became a shrinking ball
I asked where you were taking me
You said, "Shut up and you will see."

[Chorus]
Waves of time they rock us back and forth
There's no telling if we'll stay on course

We raced across the galaxy
Away from all our ugliness
I felt beautiful and free
Out where the devil can't exist
I felt a burst of energy
Hot white light poured from your eyes
We sped into infinity
I felt beautiful and free

[Chorus]

Now I'm no longer in my life
I've left all my friends behind
Now letters don't get past my door
I can't really read them anymore
You took me to another world
Where time ceases to hold sway
And computers contain the missing key
To life's most sacred mystery

The secret of life is no secret at all
For secrets hold death and
Lies only build wal
[ Reply ]
  SotM: Rocket Man- Elton John by garrinka2007-04-26 21:51:08
    What, not the Shatner version? (n/t) by FNORDer2007-04-26 21:53:29
      What you mean this one? :) by garrinka2007-04-26 21:58:36
        Yah. there's a Stewie version too. by FNORDer2007-04-26 22:05:16
        XD BAH HAhahahahahahhaa... by shadowsystems2007-04-26 22:23:57
    I wouldn't mind going to another by hadji2007-04-26 21:53:34
      Eh, me Eric Clapton... by garrinka2007-04-26 22:01:05
        I could see that in "Tears In Heaven" by josie_beller2007-04-26 23:12:35
          he played that at the concert.. I saw this by garrinka2007-04-26 23:18:09
  Somehow imagining lab_rat in a space ship by Klaranth2007-04-26 21:55:53
    Zero gravity might be the safest environment by lab rat2007-04-26 22:13:08
      You can't fall down when there is no down. by Phoon2007-04-26 22:25:08
        yeah. :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-04-26 22:56:04
          Human-size hamster balls... in space! by Phoon2007-04-26 23:03:04
      Also, no friction to stop her. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-26 23:06:41
  SOTM - MacArthur Park by kahuana2007-04-26 21:58:33
  SOTM: Black Label Society - Bored to Tears by themadkansan2007-04-26 22:12:45
    SOTM: Blink 182 - Family Reunion by Phoon2007-04-26 22:21:52
  SOTM Weird Al, Confessions Part III by FNORDer2007-04-26 22:17:31
    Christine Lavin -- Regretting What I Said.... by josie_beller2007-04-26 23:39:53
  SotM: Self Esteem- Offspring by garrinka2007-04-26 22:21:13
    O yah? SOTM: Offspring - Why don't you get a job by themadkansan2007-04-26 22:31:21
      Back at ya:Me and my old lady-Offspring by garrinka2007-04-26 22:34:54
        Return fire! SOTM: Offspring - Pretty Fly by themadkansan2007-04-26 22:38:46
          Smashmouth - All Star by josie_beller2007-04-26 23:20:52
      SOTM: The Offspring - Amazed by Phoon2007-04-26 22:37:02

 

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