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Shoot me. Shoot me now. by mmell2007-04-26 09:46:23
  I got a worse one... by FNORDer2007-04-26 09:53:22
    SOTM: Pinkard and Bowden's "Elvis was a Narc" by classic_jon 2007-04-26 09:54:53
Chorus:
Elvis was a narc wearing rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat would be one less on the street
Elvis did it all for you and me

Who's that coming through the park
Wearing rhinestones after dark
Looking much too fat to be a cop
He's keeping Memphis clean
From his long black limousine
Fighting crime with fast karate chops

Somehow I can't believe
That he did the drugs they say
Somehow I can't believe the King O.D.'d
He was seen last week in Iowa
Said the National Enquirer
Elvis did it all for you and me

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      My brain is even impervious to "elephants" (n/t) by FNORDer2007-04-26 09:56:57

 

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