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ATTN: (ex-)service members by Esteis2007-04-20 15:36:32
  And how is this for a drill to put them through? by Esteis2007-04-20 15:47:13
    Allow me to modify... by thread_killer 2007-04-20 16:51:59
Fall . . IN! <-- good start
Atten . . . HUHN! <--soldiers fall in at the position of attention, this is entirely redundant
Dress right . . . DRESS!
Ready.... Front <-- necessary to get them to lower their arms
Right . . . FACE!
About . . . TURN! FACE <-- it's about face, not about turn
Left . . . FACE!
About Face <---If they've executed the commands correctly to this point, they are now facing away from the audience.
Mark time . . . MARCH!
Squad... Halt They can't do the next command from a march
Parade . . . REST!
Squad....Atten . . . HUNH!
Hand . . . SALUTE! It's Present Arms
Ready . . . TWO! <-- I don't even know what the hell this is, but you have to issue the command Order Arms or they're going to hold their salute
Fall . . . OUT, maggots
[ Reply ]
      I like that last bit FALL OUT MAGGOTS! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-04-20 18:38:46
      Present arms? Modification v1.2.0 by hieraco2007-04-20 23:50:58

 

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