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Dear Parents, by thread_killer 2007-04-20 05:16:36
Tomorrow, April 20th has been declared "Orange and Maroon Effect" Day in honor of those killed at Virginia Tech. Please show your "Hokie Hope" by having your child wear Maroon and Orange to school as a way of showing our love and support to all those effected by this tragedy.
Thanks!

That is a note sent home in my son's folder yesterday from his elementary school. I took great pains to type it exactly as it is written and to preserve formatting. Read it carefully. How many grammatical and style errors can you find?

These are the people entrusted with educating my children? WTF??!! I'm seriously considering getting out a red pen, circling the errors, writing "D" at the top of the page, and sending it to the office. Maybe I should photocopy it and send it to the all the members on the school board.

[ Reply ]
  My take by madjo2007-04-20 05:24:37
  Interresting side effects. by Qcumber-some2007-04-20 05:30:44
    My thoughts, exactly... (n/t) by chrisP2007-04-20 05:49:23
    Ronald Weasley? (n/t) by Esteis2007-04-20 06:11:49
      Not a fictional character. by Qcumber-some2007-04-20 06:51:17
        I couldn't find any real ones associated with by Esteis2007-04-20 07:00:07
          Well then... by Qcumber-some2007-04-20 07:06:28
            Oh — I always thought of that flag as bright red. by Esteis2007-04-20 07:29:19
              Well, yes and no. by Qcumber-some2007-04-20 07:39:51
                Ah, I see. Thanks. (n/t) by Esteis2007-04-20 07:49:56
                Wehrmacht was either fieldgrey (Feldgrau) by CynicalRyan2007-04-20 08:03:45
                  Heaven, have you not had history lessons? by zoxer2007-04-20 11:41:20
                    SS had brown, too: by CynicalRyan2007-04-20 12:16:17
                      Answer by zoxer2007-04-20 14:43:13
            Aye, not maroon. Or are we missing something else? (n/t) by vampire2007-04-20 07:39:04
    April 20th is also significant for something else. by garrinka2007-04-20 08:58:50
  That's a hobby of mine at the community college by esbita2007-04-20 05:48:48
    Food and drink one needs to round up..? by EnzoMatrix2007-04-20 06:19:41
      Something wrong with Klingon food? (n/t) by TheGM2007-04-20 06:53:53
  I see this all the time by hactar the uhhh2007-04-20 06:05:49
  Grammatical errors aside, by voxwoman2007-04-20 06:29:30
    Well... by thread_killer2007-04-20 06:35:01
      We would get these requests occasionally by voxwoman2007-04-20 07:06:01
      Heh by ixeian2007-04-20 08:22:05
      Did he do that deliberately? by TheGM2007-04-20 12:02:35
  ok, someone please mark it up by plblark2007-04-20 07:05:35
    I'll try. by krikkert2007-04-20 09:16:03
      honour and colour are BE, honor and color AE. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-04-20 09:24:02
        It's still wrong. (n/t) by krikkert2007-04-20 09:28:21
          Nope. by CynicalRyan2007-04-20 10:24:40
            It's a giant bandwagon fallacy. (n/t) by krikkert2007-04-20 11:11:15
      missed the " excluding day where it by unjust2007-04-20 09:39:55
  Orange and Maroon? by RetiQlum22007-04-20 07:31:19
    Please note the lack of <sarcasm> tags. by RetiQlum22007-04-20 09:48:25
  Straining the gnat and missing the camel! by sstacks2007-04-20 08:36:10
  Indeed. by krikkert2007-04-20 09:14:16
  That explains why.. by AshyRaine2007-04-20 14:08:49

 

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