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Early morning spoof song - turnin' pron into spam by hieraco 2007-04-20 01:44:03
*To the tune of JOHN STEWART - "Gold"

When the sun comes up in any major towm
Geeks are in for the day
I jump onto the net and I try not to forget
My password's in demand' my interface is command
Hackin' my box, Like bustin' Fort Knox
There's people out there turnin' pron into spam

Well my buddy captain Crunch he's workin' a bunch
and he drinks Jolt for power
He's got calus in his hands as he's hackin' for the man
writes clean code in an hour
eatin Hawaiian pizza, with pineapple and ham
There's People out there turnin' Pron into spam

Ah, the internet girls are the hawtest in the world
Each one's a babe undressed
Flashing what she has for the world to see
Each one claims she is the best
I bet you a dollar you're chattin' with a man
There's People out there turnin' Pron into spam

I bet you a dollar you're chattin' with a man
There's People out there turnin' Pron into spam

When the sun comes up in any major towm
Geeks are in for the day
I jump onto the net and I try not to forget
My password's in demand' my interafce is command
Hackin' my box, Like bustin' Fort Knox
There's people out there turnin' pron into spam

I bet you a dollar you're chattin' with a man
There's people out there turnin' Pron into spam
People out there turnin' Pron into spam
People out there turnin' Pron into spam

People out there turnin' Pron into spam, into spam
People out there turnin' Pron into spam, into spam
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