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Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger 2007-04-20 00:34:26

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning Ufies

Were you all nice to my minion? I hope so. I wouldn't like to ahve to pay compensation as well as the bribery he already exorted.
Iced BAS?

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                     Hufvudstadsbladet            Spiegel International 
Algemeen Dagblad                Hurriyet                     der Standard 
Anchorage Daily News            La Côte                      Star Tribune 
Aftenposten                     The Local                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung 
Avisa Nordland                  Los Angeles Times            Sun-Sentinel 
BBC                             Le matin                     The Sydney Morning Herald 
Berliner Zeitung                L'impartial                  Tages-Anzeiger 
Blick                           Milliyet                     De Telegraaf
China Daily                     Morgunbladid                 The Telegraph 
CNet Tech News                  The Moscow Times             The Times 
Cumhuriyet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung         The Toronto Star 
Dagbladet                       The New York Times           The Toronto Sun 
Financial Times Deutschland     The New Zealand Herald       VG 
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung  Die Nordwest Zeitung         Volkskrant 
Frankfurter Rundschau           NU                           Wall Street Journal 
Goteburg Post                   politiken.dk                 Washington Post  
The Guardian                    Pravda (English) 
Hallands Nyheter                Radio Nederland Wereldomroep  
Helsingin Sanomat

[ Reply ]
  Good morning, Treehugger by chaotic2007-04-20 00:38:56
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2007-04-20 00:43:38
      Thanks by chaotic2007-04-20 00:46:40
        Good, *nods firmly* by Treehugger2007-04-20 00:47:36
    You got a cold? by c3po2007-04-20 00:53:39
      don'T know how I got it. by chaotic2007-04-20 00:59:23
    *hands over warm fuzzy* by GreyCrow2007-04-20 03:28:12
    Feel better soon by afterburner2007-04-20 05:38:31
  I left my Java at home, can you go get it for me by jeff_uk2007-04-20 00:56:01
    *hops onto scooter and buzzes off into distance* by Treehugger2007-04-20 00:57:08
  Iced BAS would be nice by naqoyqatsi2007-04-20 00:56:05
    *serves Iced BAS* by Treehugger2007-04-20 00:57:29
  *wanders in* by FNORDer2007-04-20 01:00:54
    *serves coke in large stein to pool side* by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:02:57
      I was thinking of a coke-filled pool actually. by FNORDer2007-04-20 01:04:39
        coke filled pools get sticky by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:08:51
          well I could always get about 13 tons of by FNORDer2007-04-20 01:12:05
            Not in this pool you couldn't by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:13:08
              *dons chastity belt and mans pumps* by FNORDer2007-04-20 01:32:30
                *turns on industrial strength electronic magnet* by afterburner2007-04-20 01:35:03
                  *unmans pumps* *womans pumps in reverse* by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:37:39
                  *ponders* by FNORDer2007-04-20 01:44:34
  Hey there! by FST7772007-04-20 01:03:10
    *serves BAS and breakfast* by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:09:35
      {{{treehugger}}} by FST7772007-04-20 05:13:33
  Morning by afterburner2007-04-20 01:09:27
    *poings and hugs afterburner* by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:10:40
      Good to hear by afterburner2007-04-20 01:13:29
        W*rk? Wassat? by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:19:31
          It's the thing you claim to be doing during the da by afterburner2007-04-20 01:26:39
            Hey! I'm in the lab sometimes. by Treehugger2007-04-20 01:31:20
              At least your morale is high :) by afterburner2007-04-20 01:33:06
  Mornin' by dwayne_dibly2007-04-20 01:58:30
    *serves extra-strong BAS and cookies* by Treehugger2007-04-20 02:02:59
      Thankies :-) by dwayne_dibly2007-04-20 02:10:55
        Shields to maximum! by Treehugger2007-04-20 02:19:15
  not much of a BAS guy. think i'll have the salmon. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-04-20 02:16:42
    *serves salmon* by Treehugger2007-04-20 02:18:39
      mmm...munch munch munch (n/t) by rhinobird2007-04-20 02:55:08
  ATTN: Self Serve Notice Up. by Treehugger2007-04-20 02:34:28
  Good morning patrons! by GreyCrow2007-04-20 03:12:41
    Hi, noticed you popping in and out. by Treehugger2007-04-20 03:38:57
      *shame over me* by GreyCrow2007-04-20 03:45:20
        There's no need to feel ashamed by Treehugger2007-04-20 04:59:09
          *wry smile* by GreyCrow2007-04-20 05:12:12
            I didn't even notice, so no worries. by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:21:18
              *grins back* by GreyCrow2007-04-20 05:29:57
                She just likes being cleaned. by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:33:11
                  bad? little? by GreyCrow2007-04-20 05:42:08
                    Nah - it's the addiction to caffeine by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:44:55
                      Hmm... by GreyCrow2007-04-20 05:50:18
                        *serves Iced BAS* by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:54:56
                          *laughing* by GreyCrow2007-04-20 06:12:31
  bon jour y'all by ouvrebyte2007-04-20 04:15:27
    *serves BAS with splash* by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:00:54
  mornin It's Friday!!! by XndeX2007-04-20 04:18:22
    Go ahead! by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:02:33
      wooo hooo ! by XndeX2007-04-20 05:14:49
        Bah, spoilsport ;) (n/t) by GreyCrow2007-04-20 05:16:15
          Throws GreyCrow in the pool by XndeX2007-04-20 06:25:22
  wb TH! :-) (n/t) by stoft2007-04-20 05:07:15
    Translates code... by Treehugger2007-04-20 05:20:18
  *yawns* a BAS, please.... (n/t) by esbita2007-04-20 06:04:27
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-04-20 06:07:22
  WOOHOO!!! Its Friday!!!!! by kc5sdy2007-04-20 06:12:33
    *serves double BAS espresso with tabasco* by Treehugger2007-04-20 06:23:58
      hehe... Yes, I was nice. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-04-20 06:29:28
  *self-serves BAS & donut* by Pyxidragon2007-04-20 06:27:31
    Sure! by GreyCrow2007-04-20 06:29:21
      *snuggles* by Pyxidragon2007-04-20 06:42:58
    Indeedy! I'm off home! by Treehugger2007-04-20 08:27:55
  *invokes BAS* by sgrunt2007-04-20 07:00:45
    *serves BAS* by XndeX2007-04-20 07:13:26
    Good luck! by Treehugger2007-04-20 08:28:24
  Ahhh gawds I need some coffee. TGIF {{Treehugger}} (n/t) by vampire2007-04-20 07:40:59
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2007-04-20 08:27:26
  echinacea tea? by mr.coffee2007-04-20 08:44:24
    *serves tea* by Nea2007-04-20 09:26:14
  *notices Treehugger has left for the weekend* by Nea2007-04-20 09:24:51
    Hey by afterburner2007-04-20 09:40:55
      Some... by Nea2007-04-20 10:23:25
        Well, I'm sure you'll have some time in June or by afterburner2007-04-20 11:04:37
          Yes, I will. by Nea2007-04-20 11:15:11
  *yawn* *brews GAP, stumbles off into WE, smiling* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-04-20 11:12:00
  Oh man! How long has this stuff been on the burner by rockAteer2007-04-20 13:11:12

 

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