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What occupation or career affords one by hadji 2007-04-06 11:07:03
the most probable opportunity for the most rapid weight loss?
[ Reply ]
  Being drafted into the armed services (n/t) by Dad2tzk2007-04-06 11:09:51
    as an enlistee I didnt loose that much weight by joecrouse2007-04-06 11:12:54
      15lbs by psyop2007-04-06 14:02:13
  Working summer at the garden shop of any huge by Havoc2007-04-06 11:10:06
  Carpenters helper, Brick layer, by joecrouse2007-04-06 11:11:36
  Astronaut by FNORDer2007-04-06 11:12:55
    +1 (n/t) by Kickstart2007-04-06 11:14:29
    Ding! :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-04-06 11:15:33
    It also affords the most rapid weight gain ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-04-06 11:22:13
  Stacking 80 lb bags of salt by basher202007-04-06 11:16:47
  Tree-planter. by Illiad2007-04-06 11:18:42
    I'll keep that in mind, thanks (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-04-06 11:22:12
    ... where do I get a job like that? (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-06 11:24:55
      In B.C. by hadji2007-04-06 11:27:22
      B.C. :-) by Illiad2007-04-06 11:28:00
        Flood followed by avalanche of applications? by kahuana2007-04-06 11:30:55
          *lines up atomic trebuchet* by Illiad2007-04-06 11:31:31
        Isolated from civilization? by hadji2007-04-06 11:35:03
          Round is a shape. And here is a typical by shminux2007-04-06 11:41:55
            They require "physically fit" in the ad (n/t) by josie_beller2007-04-06 12:05:45
  Roadkill coagulation coefficient tester. by shadowsystems2007-04-06 11:29:18
    *hurk* by Phoon2007-04-06 11:30:40
    "And I forgot my spoon!" (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-04-06 11:34:24
  Horse stable work by garrinka2007-04-06 11:29:21
    seconded! (n/t) by Danu2007-04-06 11:44:35
      I have to take this back. Initially the weight by Danu2007-04-06 12:38:33
        Hear! Hear! :) by garrinka2007-04-06 12:48:52
          Interesting... by oot2007-04-06 12:55:05
            IIRC it may have had something to do with by Danu2007-04-06 13:30:16
          Indeed! It was fun. D4 hard work but fun, by Danu2007-04-06 13:07:43
  Boat hull cleaner by surfdude2007-04-06 11:32:54
  So just so you all know, by hadji2007-04-06 11:36:25
  Heavy-duty shoe tester by firehawk2007-04-06 11:43:22
    Noo! not "The Long Walk" story by Stephen King by garrinka2007-04-06 11:51:18
      *Bender-like evil laugh* by firehawk2007-04-06 12:02:54
        Ahh but yoda do I speak like yes :) by garrinka2007-04-06 12:09:25
  A friend of mine used to brag that he lost by thread_killer2007-04-06 11:44:11
  OTOH, I hope to try out a career... by SnappingTurtle2007-04-06 11:45:17
    When you get involved in politics, by hadji2007-04-06 11:50:18
  Bootcamp. by lheggland2007-04-06 11:52:33
    I went from 205 to 212 or so by joecrouse2007-04-06 11:55:13
  Oh I forgot Lumping Boxes into Tractor Trailers by joecrouse2007-04-06 11:56:09
    Tell me about it :) worked for RPS for 2 1/2 yrs by garrinka2007-04-06 12:00:24
      Conveyor belt?? by joecrouse2007-04-06 12:06:56
        Nashville hub... mass transfer by garrinka2007-04-06 12:14:50
          You had luxury we had 58 foot trailers by joecrouse2007-04-06 12:21:05
            Okay I concede.. was just trying to explain :) by garrinka2007-04-06 12:31:43
              Hey the conveyor is hard by joecrouse2007-04-06 12:39:52
                Agreed :) (n/t) by garrinka2007-04-06 12:42:11
  Water cooler refill delivery person (n/t) by oot2007-04-06 11:56:27
    Yeah, but all you lose is water weight. (n/t) by hadji2007-04-06 12:14:10
      And even then, it's not that much. by hadji2007-04-06 12:15:49
        All water is heavy. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-04-06 12:19:41
  Inept-magician's Assistant by ag_wyvern2007-04-06 11:59:43
  Professional Faster or 24 Hour Exlax Tester (n/t) by todAnthony2007-04-06 13:01:09
  What worked for me was landscaping. by Silverfire2007-04-06 20:12:00

 

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