If we're talking 'arm's reach', then I'd have to say... a bottle of horny goat weed pills. (Seriously. And, I might add, they don't work as advertised. As to why I have them... that's a long story.)
Within walking distance (at 5AM)? Nineteen bottles of various colognes and body sprays, in varying sizes, ranging from a tiny bottle of Cool Water (and a couple of knockoffs thereof) to artificial sandalwood oil. I've never really been able to tell how I smell, so I don't take any chances (including daily showers---or twice daily if the need arises---and consistent deodorant and cologne use). |
