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How to boil water. by JustnCase 2007-03-05 17:02:29
1. Find suitable pan
2. Fill pan with the appropriate amount of water for your recipe.
3. Place pan on burner.
4. Go watch Stargate re-runs for 20 minutes.
5. Go back to kitchen and turn on the @#!@!#@$@ burner.
6. Lower the heat on the other burners so the food is ready at about the same time.
7. Wait for the water to heat up.
8. Use freshly boiled water.

I have the flu, that is my excuse and I sticking with it! :) Good lord it's not rocket surgery!

p.s. just ran a spell check on this and it capitalized Stargate. Has it been around long enough to become a spelling dictionary word?
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