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New baby boomer hits? (from the Inbox) by Electric Storm 2007-02-16 02:48:18
Mid Life Hits

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their music hits with new lyrics to accommodate baby boomers this time in their golden years.

They include:

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba - Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again!!!
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