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Oh Dear.. by fallow 2007-01-25 12:19:57
Tom Cruise: Biggest Ego in the Known Universe
High-ranking Scientologist David Miscavige is convinced Cruise, 44, will one day be worshipped like Jesus all over the world, becoming a prophet for the religion.

A source close to the actor is quoted by Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure. Just like Christ, he has been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right, just like Jesus."
This can't possibly end well.
[ Reply ]
  Oh brother..... by obsidianpoet2007-01-25 12:21:32
  History by horo2007-01-25 12:22:51
    I'll go ahead and say it... by Hactar the Uhhh2007-01-25 12:25:22
      But what if he FURTHER follows history... by arktus2007-01-25 12:28:33
        Would he come back... by jdelphiki2007-01-25 12:29:45
          In either case, when they make us pray, we'll have by dire_lobo2007-01-25 12:48:42
        Invoke DesertRat66 by Hactar the Uhhh2007-01-25 12:30:04
        Of course by horo2007-01-25 12:30:33
    Have you read reviews of his recent movies? (n/t) by AndyA2007-01-25 12:29:35
  Brings new meaning... by jdelphiki2007-01-25 12:26:03
  Great news! by hyzenthlay2007-01-25 12:27:12
    He's about 11 years too late.. (n/t) by krikkert2007-01-25 12:32:20
  If Tom is right... by horo2007-01-25 12:34:15
    The Katie Holmes thing really bothers me. by fallow2007-01-25 12:47:09
      hey it worked for the early mormons. by unjust2007-01-25 14:35:50
      It really depends on your point of view by subbywan2007-01-25 14:48:44
        Yes, but that's make-believe. (n/t) by fallow2007-01-25 18:02:01
          Not at all. It's very real (n/t) by subbywan2007-01-26 10:12:25
  Does this mean that Scientology will become by Peace_man2007-01-25 12:36:00
    Unlikely. by fallow2007-01-25 12:37:48
    Nah. Most people, as foolish as they are, by wwill2007-01-25 12:38:34
      *cough* Church of All Worlds *cough* by voxwoman2007-01-25 13:07:39
        But the COAW folks aren't -strictly- SciFi. by wwill2007-01-25 13:20:34
  No way dude. John Travolta is teh Godhead. by run.dll2007-01-25 12:44:26
  Only if he gets nailed to a cross by voxwoman2007-01-25 13:05:36
  Heh... I love this line: by Arman X2007-01-25 13:11:33
  He's also got a nice beard by SoylentGreen2007-01-25 13:19:41

 

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